So last night I had a dream where I was peeing. Anyway, I woke up, and my fucking jeans and sheets are covered in piss! Damn it!

i dont know that i should e'en dignify this thread with a reply-


but i could not help to wonder, whatever possessed you to make this little nugget of information available to the public? unless of course you're

a) actually stupid
b) looking for attention
c) trying to be funny

[Blazingmonga]

Where better to post such a piece of information?

I mean, it's not like he shouted it out loud at school. At least here he is safe. Well, physically safe.

The only thing funny about this is the fact that someone would actually post something like that on an internet forum...

you're not funny

Well if I ever piss myself I certainly won't be sharing it with you guys then

I blew my nose once, and got snot on my hand.. and before I could get it off, I had to shake hands with a movie star.
He never noticed.

Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
I said boogie (gotta boogie)
I gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie on my finger and I cant shake it off

You sleep in you jeans?

[Blazingmonga]

In retrospect, let us be thankful that young Nathan did not have a dream about giving birth, especially not to little brown babies.

"That's a shitload of piss."



(Sorry Nathan_lol, I couldn't resist)

In retrospect, let us be thankful that young Nathan did not have a dream about giving birth, especially not to little brown babies.

you racistism!!!! i disown you!!1

this thread reminds me of when i was a toddler.

a)

You sleep in you jeans?

Haha good point

This is a taster of the torment you shall suffer if you piss me off. Be warned.