plus xmas is about food and booze

the hell with presents!

YEAH! Give us thy foods and boozes!











I'm not about to turn down presents though. I still accept them. Many of them. Keep 'em coming.

My mother bought me 'Karma Sutra' playing cards.

Not really crap, just a bit odd.

Oh, but I did get some pants with pink stripes on... I'm metal, therefore don't 'do' pink.

Speaking of crappy presents. My drummer's parents got him a Brevvile Water purifier. Take note he's in he's only 22. How we had a laugh about that down the pub.

http://www.brita.net/uk/jugs_details.html?L=1&p_id=234&cat=

We asked him why they got him it, and he had no idea. Although we're now going to try to use it to see if we can further distill spirits. 60% vodka would be nice. Although in reality. I doubt it'll work.

i mean drinking cleaner water gah, who doesnt like that yummy arsenic and chlorine, i mean that's zany!

I used to have one of those, and also in the larger version that took up half a shelf in the refrigerator. Now I have a frig with built-in water dispenser and filter (plus ice dispenser). Also has a neat little light you can turn on and off, but I never use it, because...why?

Yea techno!

you mean you could get ice and dance at the same time?

AND YOU DONT!?

No, don't be silly. I've got a disco ball for that.

oic

have u a water bed as well?

...

now that ive come to think aboot it, why would u own a waterbed when clearly sandbeds are what's h0t!

Mah gurrlfreend gave me this:
http://www.discogs.com/release/1019468

Mah gurrlfreend gave me this:
http://www.discogs.com/release/1019468

I think it's a hint

[djskrimp]

Mah gurrlfreend gave me this:
http://www.discogs.com/release/1019468

I think it's a hint

That was MEAN, Biert.

But damned funny, you cad.

I got a bottle of Bollinger Special Cuvée.

Crappy? Methinks not.

Dan Simmons' "Hyperion"

Hyperion ROCKS.
It was nice to see that Sarai had her adventures there too
I had my nick long before I read the book though.
Have you read the other parts?
I just bought the Endymion but haven't started it yet.

Back to businness, I got LOADS of presents:
- 2 pairs of Hello Kitty slippers (baby blue and red)
- 2 pairs of HK sleeping shirts (other one can be worn as a cute dress too)
- 3 different lenghts of HK wrist bands (for cameras, cell phones, you know those?)
- HK coin wallet
- Books
- Make-up kits
- Guitar Hero 3 for 360
- more money for my tattoo
- two board games

And that's not even half of the stuff that I got, I just had so many
presents I'm having hard time to remember them all

But I truly loved them all, so no mumbling about crappy present time

Woot?
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