Dev for president!!

\m/ BLACK CHRISTMAS \m/

Dev you are priceless

Brilliant! Thank you for taking the time to write that for us!

I wouldn't be surprised if Dev's fingers started 'tingling' and he'd hit his basement for a couple of hours to actually record something with this

Then again, maybe he's too much of a perfectionist to just rush something out like that...

Ok...here ya go...


Hail Christ, damn what a day!
Buy lots of shit and ye shall soon pay
Wal mart, superstore fucking best buy
Hail mighty Christ! ...christ, what a guy!

Eat lots of roasted, basted dead foul
Unleash a midnight explosion of bowel
Truck on down to ye olde yule tyme tree
Drink so much beer that youre swimming in pee

All is lost, nothing is learned
Humans are stupid and morality burns
Live in ye mind, yea thats where it's at
The only entity wise is a Black frikkin' cat

I wish I could trust humans to be true
The only predictable is my corn-y poo
Constantly dissapointed (and marketed as that...)
Wasting all year on that new gucci hat

So believe what you will, have faith or reject it...
but everything in life is ABSOLUTELY connected
Hail to your satan, or Hails to your god...
Catch me a Salmon and hump me a Cod

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaa CANUCKS!!!!

Happy X christ yule mass!

Hehe, good stuff. Cheers for making the effort!

I wouldn't be surprised if Dev's fingers started 'tingling' and he'd hit his basement for a couple of hours to actually record something with this

Then again, maybe he's too much of a perfectionist to just rush something out like that...

Yeh that would be sweet. I can imagine Dev could wip something up quite quickly with his masterfull ambience. maybe...

Catchy!

Never in my wildest dreams/nightmares would I have combined Christmas and corn-y poo.

Ok...here ya go...


Hail Christ, damn what a day!
Buy lots of shit and ye shall soon pay
Wal mart, superstore fucking best buy
Hail mighty Christ! ...christ, what a guy!

Eat lots of roasted, basted dead foul
Unleash a midnight explosion of bowel
Truck on down to ye olde yule tyme tree
Drink so much beer that youre swimming in pee

All is lost, nothing is learned
Humans are stupid and morality burns
Live in ye mind, yea thats where it's at
The only entity wise is a Black frikkin' cat

I wish I could trust humans to be true
The only predictable is my corn-y poo
Constantly dissapointed (and marketed as that...)
Wasting all year on that new gucci hat

So believe what you will, have faith or reject it...
but everything in life is ABSOLUTELY connected
Hail to your satan, or Hails to your god...
Catch me a Salmon and hump me a Cod

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaa CANUCKS!!!!

Happy X christ yule mass!

Fucking excellent! Cheers for taking the time to write this. Brightened up my day - so to speak.

Merry xmas to you, Tracey, Reyne and all.
All the best for 2008.

PRICELESS!!!

Haha, awesome. I love the Canadian patriotism tacked onto the end. Makes me warm and fuzzy down here in Cali. Where I can no longer watch Hockey Night In Canada

Or are you a Canucks fan, Dev? In that case I'll say "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaa SENATORS!!!!!"

Ah. Everything I could ask for in a Devin christmas song. Funny stuff

I'll sing it to my grandma at Christmas lunch. See if we can get a whole chorus going.

I smell bonus material...!

Haha, excellent Christmas song Dev.

I smell bonus material...!

Haha, excellent Christmas song Dev.

I smell Ass Sordid 3