what amazes me is that you took the time to make them pink

Only on this board does metal turn to pink speedos.

Hahahaha!!!! YES! I knew that photo was missing something!

Revamp!!

Only because I ran into this picture:

Fraoch Heather Ale, brewed since 2000BC:

That stuff is awesome, who woulda thought that the stuff that grows on every hill and field in scotland would make such a tasty beverage

It's the world's biggest bear trap! I dunno if the trap is the biggest or the bear that gets caught in it, but it's big and metal anyway!

Revamp!!

Only because I ran into this picture:

Whoa Biert, fucking aye!

I'm gonna have to say the Killdozer.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killdozer_(bulldozer)

Heemeyer's Killdozer was a Komatsu D335A bulldozer fitted with makeshift armor plating covering the cabin, engine and parts of the tracks. In places, the vehicle's armor was over one foot thick, consisting of concrete sandwiched between sheets of steel to make ad-hoc composite armor. This made the machine impervious to small arms fire and resistant to explosives; three external explosions and over 200 rounds of firearm ammunition fired at the bulldozer had no effect on it.

Now how much porn did you have to look at to find that gem?

None at all, actually! Simply an odd thought pattern in my head and google image search.. It went from reading this thread, to remembering a radio show where the words "giant metal cock" were mentioned, so I googled that, then changed cock to dildo, then just made it "metal dildo", and then "heavy metal dildo". And there's a whole range to choose from! (Which I'm gonna link instead of image cos I dunno if this is really acceptable.. Even if Lars is a moderator.. )

http://www.sherbetmoon.com/shopimages/products/thumbnails/2K182-BX.jpg

http://www.ukfantasyzone.co.uk/acatalog/abs2k184bx.jpg

http://www.ukfantasyzone.co.uk/acatalog/abs2k183bx.jpg

None at all, actually! Simply an odd thought pattern in my head and google image search.. It went from reading this thread, to remembering a radio show where the words "giant metal cock" were mentioned, so I googled that, then changed cock to dildo, then just made it "metal dildo", and then "heavy metal dildo". And there's a whole range to choose from!...

Suuure...that's what they all say.

Anyone else see the resemblance of the Heavy Metal cock rod and the Star Wars Lightsaber.....

my balls...

How about thsi:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uynmApjhWI[/youtube]