So i was leafing through my girlfriends copy of Kerrang and saw an advert for ZTO "thats cool" i thought so i read the advert and here is a direct word for word reproduction....

After gaining worldwide recognitionwith his band Strapping Young Lad Devin Townsend presents hs first solo offering, Ziltoid The Omnicient, a highly polished piece of melodic metal.


Now i know that it is the first album where he's done everything but...... anyones opinions?

Edit: this is an HMV advert not anything to do with kerrang

anyones opinions?

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, most of them are full of shit, and mine belongs to Lars

anyones opinions?

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, most of them are full of shit, and mine belongs to Lars

Warharharharhar!

anyones opinions?

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, most of them are full of shit, and mine belongs to Lars

and me...

[djskrimp]

anyones opinions?

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, most of them are full of shit, and mine belongs to Lars

The brown zone is for loading and unloading only.

Nice way to TOTALLY take the thread into a weird turn, Biert.

Adverts...well, I hope it sells more CDs. FFS.

After gaining worldwide recognitionwith his band Strapping Young Lad Devin Townsend presents hs first solo offering, Ziltoid The Omnicient, a highly polished piece of melodic metal.

It's hard to believe, but I'm afraid someone actually got paid for coming up with this line...

and that was my point, although i do love the brown rambelings, and i was shocked SHOCKED i say...


is it worrying that that was what shocked me not the previous posts?

is it worrying that that was what shocked me not the previous posts?

Naaah, this is just normal and happens to all of us after some weeks of regular visits here. You just blunt when you read this stuff on an almost daily basis...

"The devastatingly heavy and hilariously bizarre new concept album from Devin Townsend. One of the most prolific and colorful characters in the world of metal."
-Guitar World add

FIRST solo offering? Ô_o

There is a Ziltoid e-card now:
http://www.insideoutmusic.com/intro/dt/