"These devices are just repositories for stolen music, and they all know it," said Doug Morris, CEO of Universal Music Group. "So it's time to get paid for it."
Well, Morris is just a big, clueless idiot, of course
Pwned.
OH MY GOD, is this a M$ hating topic? I have been waiting literally months for such luck on the HevyDevy forums, and now that my rants against the soulless vampiric joke of a monopoly will finally be ON TOPIC, I have to be honest when I say that I am feeling some performance anxiety about this post.
UMMM.. I hope it tanks along with the Xbox and vista. I hope Steve Ballmer gets world record hemmoroids, huge stinging ass bubbles. As for Paul Allen.... well I dont know much about him except that he had given money to the search for extra-terrestrial intelligence (SETI), so I hope he gets abducted and possibly probed by the aliens, but we'll never know because he'll never tell anyone except Steve Ballmer to get him to shut up about his itchy butt plums. Yeah and Bill Gates.....well he gives a ton of money away for the betterment of humanity and the eradication of malaria..... so I hope he kinda coughs hard and it feels like he popped a hernia but when he sees his doctor it turns out to be nothing.
There, Karma's a bitch.
UMMM.. I hope it tanks along with the Xbox and vista. I hope Steve Ballmer gets world record hemmoroids, huge stinging ass bubbles. As for Paul Allen.... well I dont know much about him except that he had given money to the search for extra-terrestrial intelligence (SETI), so I hope he gets abducted and possibly probed by the aliens, but we'll never know because he'll never tell anyone except Steve Ballmer to get him to shut up about his itchy butt plums. Yeah and Bill Gates.....well he gives a ton of money away for the betterment of humanity and the eradication of malaria..... so I hope he kinda coughs hard and it feels like he popped a hernia but when he sees his doctor it turns out to be nothing.
There, Karma's a bitch.
Wiseblud wrote:OH MY GOD, is this a M$ hating topic? I have been waiting literally months for such luck on the HevyDevy forums, and now that my rants against the soulless vampiric joke of a monopoly will finally be ON TOPIC, I have to be honest when I say that I am feeling some performance anxiety about this post.
UMMM.. I hope it tanks along with the Xbox and vista. I hope Steve Ballmer gets world record hemmoroids, huge stinging ass bubbles. As for Paul Allen.... well I dont know much about him except that he had given money to the search for extra-terrestrial intelligence (SETI), so I hope he gets abducted and possibly probed by the aliens, but we'll never know because he'll never tell anyone except Steve Ballmer to get him to shut up about his itchy butt plums. Yeah and Bill Gates.....well he gives a ton of money away for the betterment of humanity and the eradication of malaria..... so I hope he kinda coughs hard and it feels like he popped a hernia but when he sees his doctor it turns out to be nothing.
There, Karma's a bitch.
(In Stan's voice) Holy shit, dude!
Wiseblud wrote:OH MY GOD, is this a M$ hating topic? I have been waiting literally months for such luck on the HevyDevy forums, and now that my rants against the soulless vampiric joke of a monopoly will finally be ON TOPIC, I have to be honest when I say that I am feeling some performance anxiety about this post.
UMMM.. I hope it tanks along with the Xbox and vista. I hope Steve Ballmer gets world record hemmoroids, huge stinging ass bubbles. As for Paul Allen.... well I dont know much about him except that he had given money to the search for extra-terrestrial intelligence (SETI), so I hope he gets abducted and possibly probed by the aliens, but we'll never know because he'll never tell anyone except Steve Ballmer to get him to shut up about his itchy butt plums. Yeah and Bill Gates.....well he gives a ton of money away for the betterment of humanity and the eradication of malaria..... so I hope he kinda coughs hard and it feels like he popped a hernia but when he sees his doctor it turns out to be nothing.
There, Karma's a bitch.
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