Chuck Norris!

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#115354 by Kivenkantaja
Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:16 am
Vin Diesel was born from Chuck Norris's urine.

#115379 by Biert
Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:03 pm
Kivenkantaja wrote:Vin Diesel was born from Chuck Norris's urine.

I like that one

#115397 by BaldMosher446
Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:59 pm
Here's one I made up to honor Chuck on his birthday...

For his birthday, Chuck Norris' friends decided to throw him a surprise party. When Chuck arrived home, everyone in on it jumped out and yelled "SURPRISE!". Chuck then replied, "That's funny because I have a surprise for you all too.". Before anybody could respond, Chuck proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone in the face and rip their hearts out. Chuck Norris does not like surprise parties. At all.

#115426 by Wiseblud
Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:57 pm
BaldMosher446 wrote:Here's one I made up to honor Chuck on his birthday...

For his birthday, Chuck Norris' friends decided to throw him a surprise party. When Chuck arrived home, everyone in on it jumped out and yelled "SURPRISE!". Chuck then replied, "That's funny because I have a surprise for you all too.". Before anybody could respond, Chuck proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone in the face and rip their hearts out. Chuck Norris does not like surprise parties. At all.


Good one :wink:

#115519 by Kivenkantaja
Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:04 pm
Biert wrote:
Kivenkantaja wrote:Vin Diesel was born from Chuck Norris's urine.

I like that one
Vin Diesel sucks. I'm still waiting the next "Arnold".

#115579 by gurp13
Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:32 pm
Y'know, I like the Chuck Norris jokes because they're rediculous and everything. Chuck Norris is old and not cool so that makes him cool. But, the Vin Diesel jokes don't work. He's not a martial artist and he doesn't even look like he'd kick my ass. Okay, maybe my ass, but not everybody's ass. But, Chuck Norris is a martial artist so even when's old he could still kick ass.

I don't even know why I'm going to the trouble of analyzing this.

Anyway.

#115591 by Kivenkantaja
Sun Mar 12, 2006 3:47 am
Would Arnold be good enough for you? :D

#115603 by Atari
Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:50 am
There are Mr. T jokes too.....Hulk Hogan?

#115604 by gozu
Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:59 am
hogan rules

#115687 by UncleTonyP
Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:42 pm
hahaha, i was going to post that too. EXCELLENT

#115721 by Pisshead
Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:04 am
Chuck Norris should be so glad he has a career again, he'll be riding off these facts for all they're worth!!

#115726 by jon
Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:13 am
Pisshead wrote:Chuck Norris should be so glad he has a career again, he'll be riding off these facts for all they're worth!!


Before Pisshead could continue, Chuck proceeded to roundhouse kick him in the face repeatedly before ripping his heart out. :lol:

#115754 by Turge
Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:55 am
Chuck Norris may be the master of roundhouse kicking, but he's still surpassed by the king of the exploding aorta, The Dev.

(not particularly funny, but I felt it had some truth to it)

#116278 by BrunoN
Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:53 am
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