"Sic semper tyrannus!"

thaaaaaaaaaank you

heheheh google is amaaaaaaaaaazing

I like the.....

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

...and the next smartarse who squeezes my big red nose and snaps my novelty braces gets the SAME y' hear?!

Actually I was just considering how life would be if gravity was abandoned as a bad idea, and the whole world was instead covered in velcro...

OMG - One of our technicians was doing a service call and the customer's husband dropped dead in the other room.
Talk about a BAD DAY.

I can do amazing armpit farts that sound like a dose of the shits. I have a sore tummy and I photographed a wedding today in a castle which is near Inverness in Scotland!

i fear that when i type...each letter is counted as a point on some grand universal score board and certain letter are never used because of our language. I am now going to attempt to even the odds:

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
MYBUTTMYBUTTMYBUTT

My boards are down for the moment, and this sucks, because i am very board, and have to settle for this place.

THIS PLACE, GOD DAMMIT

YOU SEE WHAT YOU DO TO ME MARTHA? AHHHH

they did a test with crossword puzzles, and people got average scores. then they gave a crossword that was a week old, and results increased dramatically. hmm...

random enough.

just wait, i am king of random. ness...

that´s a nice blue color.
yeah we have it in green, too.

I just got back from Raleigh, NC. Pretty cool weekend. got to meet some kick ass people, and some that weren't

back to the dogs, tomorrow, though.

I had dinner two hours ago, and the plate is still here on my desk, and the ranch dressing I used to dip my french fries in is all hard now.

This very pretty girl is interested in me (not sure whats interesting about me) and i'm thinking about taking her out . Not sure what i should do, but i hear seeing a movie is a big no for first dates.

This very pretty girl is interested in me (not sure whats interesting about me) and i'm thinking about taking her out . Not sure what i should do, but i hear seeing a movie is a big no for first dates.

Yeah, you can run into a few awkward situations at a movie, like sitting close for a long period of time, boredom of you both don't like the movie, something along those lines. What you should do is try to find out from her or friends of hers, what she likes to do, and then go with that...if you're willing to sacrifice some time doing something you might not really like just to have her company, that is.

You can't go wrong with a trip to the mall, either.

This very pretty girl is interested in me (not sure whats interesting about me) and i'm thinking about taking her out . Not sure what i should do, but i hear seeing a movie is a big no for first dates.

can't really help there. Have the same sort of sitch myself only my lady friend is a waitress that we see every other night at this diner.

Next week i'm going to do some of my Christmas Shopping, so i'm thinking about taking her with me. That way we can talk and just look around at the stuff. Maybe see some Christmas lights and take her to this neat Pet Store we have here. Girls like pets. Thats my idea.

The first dates seem sorta critcal, afraid you might say or do something wrong to not make them not want to be with you. I'm just going to let things flow, and be myself, if shes not happy of that then its too bad.