I want a Ziltoid fleshlight.

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

noooooooo...

Amber and I discussed what a Ziltoidian sex toy would look like, and the best description I could use to summarize it would probably be a nailbomb.

^ Awesome.

Different thought:
This morning was encapsulated by cold, obscuring fog that made all the leafless trees look like the corpses of fingers rising from the ground.

One of the most uplifting mornings I've had in weeks!

Amber and I discussed what a Ziltoidian sex toy would look like, and the best description I could use to summarize it would probably be a nailbomb.

I would imagine it'd be more of an octopus-type thing...


...but imagining it brings back painful, oily memories.

While waiting for Dev to finish talking to fans on Thursday, my buddy Laura who I went to uni with (who's also Phase's missus now :B ) and I thought about making...Cocktopus.

^Is that like a group version of Squids and Dicks?

We were thinking a side-show feature...a bloke with eight dicks...

He should also have seventeen testicles.

No, that just doesn't make sense.

That just reminds me of.
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For those who are getting the same regional error by the BBC:
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On a different note, it's baked potato day at work tomorrow. I intend to celebrate by bringing additives to spice up the batch. Should be amusing.

Fun with Astronomy:

• The distance to the nearest star (Proxima Centauri)

It's so satisfying having a defiant 9 year old customer, telling them "no" and being able to back it up, and hearing them hang up, knowing they're about to go sulk after a dose of reality.

For those using Google Chrome: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/deta ... kaenckefif

[Octillus]

thats totely wndarful