This is random. And TMI. So..Sorry.

I sneezed out my tampon while I was with a customer at the bakery. Sort of uncomfortable, to be honest. But not as much as this post will be to others

Hmm, initial positioning failure or pelvic floor failure? I've never had that happen but I could relate some other horror stories with those things from decades past.

Think yourself lucky you don't get a doctor like mine who, whilst taking a cervical smear test, told rude jokes to see if I could fire the speculum across the room when I laughed.

my kind of doctor

Those have to be some of the best few posts on the forum ever. I'm laughing so hard.

And Steph.... twill be grand

[Keeker]

Sings:

Here we are again! Happy as can be!
All good pals and jolly good companyyyyyyy.

...

Yes, I'm old.

IT LIVES!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hey everybody, long time no see.

IT LIVES!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hey everybody, long time no see.

Indeed! Happy 20 January (the Day the Forum came Back) to all!

I pranked my mother twice today with sausage.
First by telling my little sister to ask my mother if she would buy her some black pudding (sausage in hand). A big "NO" resounded.
Next by doing the same with bratwurst, and had my sis add the reason "Because I'm a brat." A more reluctant no was given.

I have not grown up.

Had a fun night last night, played drunk jenga/catchphrase with some friends. Ended up somehow licking the ice on the pond at my girlfriends apartment complex which is basically raw sewage so, you know, we'll have to wait to see what kind of super powers I develop...

I'm in a bar in Kilburn watching soundcheck, they have banana beer. Yes bruv.

[Octillus]

Have not done banana, doubt it'll translate as well as apricot does.

It's not sweet, but fuck me it's bananary.

It's not sweet, but fuck me it's bananary.

Bananarama-y?

Eating beetroot chips turns your pee deep red.

THIS little skerrick of wisdom I wish I had known prior...rather than discovering it for myself first thing this morning.

"So drink up your pint boy and thank your shamrocks that as men-folk we don't have to bleed from our cocks..."

Man, Ireland must be so brilliant.
A drinking song for every potential physical malady imaginable.
(oh, and welcome back to yer avatar!)

Happy Birthday F

[Octillus]

"So drink up your pint boy and thank your shamrocks that as men-folk we don't have to bleed from our cocks..."

Oh stephen lynch. He's kinda fallen off in quality over the years, but Superhero is amazing.