Today I showed a friend some Opeth, Meshuggah, and SYL songs - she wanted to hear some metal. Cool thing is, she really liked them all and said the Porcelain Heart video was "mesmerizing." It's not everyday someone likes music that I show them - usually it turns people off

Now the real question is, how hot is she on the classic 1-10 scale? haha

I like where this is going.

I like where you like where this is going.

THIS:

I live on an island which is 10 mins by bus

I knew Norway was a land of magic.

Lots of bridges here you know.

I thought you burned all those during Nazi occupation.

You're confused. Norwegians burn churches, not bridges.

That bridge wasn't up till early 90s I think...

You're confused. Norwegians burn churches, not bridges.

Ah! It all makes sense now. You burned down the churches in order to get the material to make the bridges.

Yes because we are a poor country.

I wouldn't cross a bridge constructed from previously burned materials!

Yes because we are a poor country.

But you are rich in spirit.

Yes because we are a poor country.

But you are rich in spirit.

So.. which spirits do Norwegians enjoy most?

Yes because we are a poor country.

But you are rich in spirit.

So.. which spirits do Norwegians enjoy most?

All of the ones that can be used to start fires.

Yes because we are a poor country.

But that video said that you have the fish and potatoes, and in the 1960's, you invented the oil?

For reals though, I read about some of those church burnings recently. What I can't seem to ascertain though, is whether people were hurt or died - or if the churches were occupied when burned. Either way, it's not good -

[Keeker]

Four hours in a Spa and a back massage. Awwww yeeeaaaaaaahhhh.

Yes because we are a poor country.

But you are rich in spirit.

So.. which spirits do Norwegians enjoy most?

All of the ones that can be used to start fires.

You see? We go full circle.

Gojira is playing a headlining show in Orlando on October 2. And they are opening for Metallica the next day in my town...this is amazing.

Gojira is playing a headlining show in Orlando on October 2. And they are opening for Metallica the next day in my town...this is amazing.

You know what. I don't like you anymore. Gojira is the only band I want to see more than SYL (if they weren't broken up). But noooo... Only silly In Flames concerts in big mofo venues or gigs in the US.