lolololol

Sj, man...thats cool and all, but everyone around here knows there are original metal bands out there.

not enough

Mcains micro cheese toasties ftw.

I was at the park today and this random couple with two kids was like "HEY NICE OPETH SHIRT MAN" and then the girl was like "DOSEN'T MY HUSBAND LOOK JUST LIKE MIKAEL AKERFELDT THAT'S WHY I MARRIED HIM!" and he did! If Mikael cut his hair he would look just like this guy. It was amazing.

I am drunk. This does not happen often. Also I am seeing double. FUKC YEAH FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU CAKE

I am naked from the waste down.

You have a waste?

Don't most people have waists?



On another note;
How bad is it when your friends actually tell you that you're too selfless for your own good, and tell you to be selfish once in a while?

You have a waste?

Don't most people have waists?



On another note;
How bad is it when your friends actually tell you that you're too selfless for your own good, and tell you to be selfish once in a while?

no he threw his pants down the sewage pipe

You have a waste?

Don't most people have waists?



On another note;
How bad is it when your friends actually tell you that you're too selfless for your own good, and tell you to be selfish once in a while?

Heehee, if it gets to a point though where you are hindering your own development in life and as a person, then yes, you are too selfless.

It sounds weird, but sometimes you do have to be selfish over some things in life. Just one of those strange parts of life I guess. xD

Chocolate hobnobs are the food of the Gods....I bloody love em

[Keeker]

Chocolate hobnobs are the food of the Gods....I bloody love em

Too many jaggy bits! I still like the ordinary chocolate digestives.

Completely random, but Shallow Hal is on the tv, i'm on the computer... bored... randomly browsing...

Found some Wikipedia Vandalism - its always a funny to see

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwyneth_Paltrow

(Look at her Spouse)
(Most likely won't be there for long...)

Heh. Brilliant.. I was on the Jade Goody one this morning after a friend fucking woke me up to tell me she was finally dead and someone had deleted everything on the page and written "ATTENTION BRITAIN: SHE'S FUCKING DEAD! WOOHOO!". I refreshed and it had been put back to the way it was, and I can't even find it in the history of the page now. I wish I screenshotted it. I laughed heartily..

STORY TIME! Ok, so a bunch of my friends I hang out with at lunch have heard me rant constantly about Devin just about every other day. One of my friends is a pansexual, however i say she's Omnisexual, which somehow led to us naming her vagina the omniverse. Every time she sits without her legs cross i'll scream YES! and pretend that Ziltoid is leaping out. I'd been meaning to post this for a while but i kept forgetting. it feels like a funny enough story to be posted.

Lol, a faggotish question!
I like a girl, should I just tell her? haha sorry.

Dear God NO! You have to be reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally mean to her. Pinch her all the time, and punch her in the face when she's about to eat something.. and hit her randomly with raw fish. You said you were 5 in your intro, right? Chicks love that shit at that age. It's the best time to play hard to get.