Thought it'd be cool to have a quotes thread. My favorite has to be "Suck that, fag nipples."

"I like prawn cocktail...it's sweet."

"I haven't masturbated in a week....no wait, that's a lie."

"Guitar playing, really signifies alot to me, cause I'm not gay, thats definitely the truth. I think the human anatomy in any way, shape or form is actually pretty disgusting..."

"Cry about death and eat a steak."

"The face of God in my opinion is the beauty of a nice day or a subtle gesture. I think we just have to be quiet to hear it."

"Humans arent smart enough to know the true nature, we have glimpses, and can participate through certain activities, but the quest for the answer is futile..."

"How's your nipples for tics?"

"Hoi maties... We be pirates... Swab our fucking poopdeck!"

From an Aftermath live...

Usual Suspects I Think...

"Suck That! Fag Nipples"
"You Want to fight me? - Yeah I'll fight you, you fuck! - You're fighting yourself good man! - Yeah and I always win!"
‎"My Name is Devin, Welcome to A and W Burgers, Can we take your stinking ORDER?!?!"
"Buy Two T-shirts! One for your ugly sibling or sicnificant other!"
"Take this, put it in your pipe, shove that pipe up your ass, smoke the fucking piss out of it!..."
‎"Its Like a shitty U2 Concert!" *Waves*
"Its ok to be a cool cat! Just dont be a fucking pussy!"
‎"You have not convinced Hevydevy! I am so omnscient if there was to be 2 omnscients' I would be all 15 of them!"
"The Sixteen year-old in me is creaming in his fucking Jeans"
"Well Fuck yeah! Stick this in your cunt!"

Probably edit it if i think of more.

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Done.

LOL Snorkel the Shark cracks me up everytime.

"They look like wooden pennies!" (talking about his nipples)
"Wash my fucking balls"
"You know, if that's were you at, man that's where you at; but if that's where you're tyring to be, then you deserve a fart on your guacamole."

Hahaha the Guacomole one's great. Even more funny out of context

Just rememberd these:

"If I could change one thing about myself, it would be my reticulated ectoplasm glands, they look strangely oblong in vertical stripes."
"Ultimately, on the most of tombstones it should read: Fretted, worried, prayed, procreated, sacrificed, died anyway."
"...we fail because we're addicted to guilt.........and tacos"
"If I had to choose one awkward humiliating experience to repeat every eight hours from here on out it would be HOT SEX!!!"

"Down my load, babies!!"

From the video above. At Download festival.

I can't believe the ever famous Get Down There hasn't been posted yet.

I can't believe the ever famous Get Down There hasn't been posted yet.

GET DOWN THERE AND SUCK! MY BUDDY'S! COCK!