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Has anyone else come across this?


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Devin_townsend

Can't say I 've heard of this before, but I love it, thanks for showing.

lol

In 2010 though, David Ellefson made up with Dave Mustaine and rejoined Megadeth in one of the most surprising moments in metal (The first wsa when Metallica got signed).

made me laugh.

i dont get it. is this supposed to be funny? cuz its not

This part is brilliant:

Devin Townsend decided that the best thing he could do is wander in the forest finding the answer to life. He eventually did, but it turned out to be a cheeseburger. Being a vegetarian, he discarded it and continued trucking.

A couple of days later, he woke up in a coffee shop that he worked at when he was 19. It turned out that the year was 1991 and that he dreamed up his entire career. A year later, he got an offer from Steve Vai to tour with him. He simply exclaimed "Steve You Loser!", which completely baffled Steve. Devin then said he was joking and proceeded to tour with him. 19 years later, he was in the same forest searching for the answer to life. This time, he found Oscar Wilde.

At times unencyclopedia can be funny as hell, but other times it's just stupid... and kind of racist at times...

Well, that was odd. But if the Dev were ever to perform Ocean Machine live in its entirety, then put it out on DVD, "Really Big Wave Machine" would be a sweet title for it.

I actually thought this bit was quite funny:

He also claims to be sober, but his videos on his YouTube account says otherwise.

But yeah, uncyclopedia is funny for sort of.. universally funny things. But generally it's pretty rubbish.

It's really supposed to be taken lightheartedly.

unfortunately there is no encyclopedia dramatica on devin..

We should edit this uncyclopedia page

Thats really lame and kinda rude.
I bet it's Vai himself sitting behind his pink laptop punching his chest going "ha.ha.ha i gotcha you little imbecile.."

mEh! wrote:Thats really lame and kinda rude.
I bet it's Vai himself sitting behind his pink laptop punching his chest going "ha.ha.ha i gotcha you little imbacile.."

imbecile*

The album Acceleration Evolution was about a fist fight he claimed to have had with Charles Darwin. And Synchestra was about a fist fight he claimed to have with Mozart.

2010 Pokemon The Musical

Please Dev, make it happen.

FUBAR wrote:

mEh! wrote:Thats really lame and kinda rude.
I bet it's Vai himself sitting behind his pink laptop punching his chest going "ha.ha.ha i gotcha you little imbacile.."

imbecile*

There is a rule: if a person is pointing out the intellectual shortcoming of someone else on a forum, they will misspell any and all words similar in meaning to "idiot." Should this not occur, the poster will be decreed King of the Internet and subsequently be hounded by the press to comment on all memes.

Pretty decent article, but I liked this one:

Discography:
2009 Kekekekekeke
2009 Digestation of the Cheeseburger I ate last night
2009 Spank Addict
2009 Time for Spanky Time!
2009 Let's Put Out Another Album This Year!
2009 Okay, Just One More

Today, he can be seen as a bald 50 year old guy in his mid 30's that shaved his skillet because he wanted to hand out candy during halloween without making little kids shit theirselves and blow up as they look at Devin. He also stated it's because he wanted to look more like a father figure, but we all know it's bullshit because his son looks exactly like him and just started balding last week, forming a mini-skullet.

iLOLd. Except 50 year old part.