A spin-off from the Photoshop thread, myself and the Dave (Coma Divine) thought this would be a bit of a giraffe.
Basically, every single time I've seen DTP, I have been slightly crestfallen by the very stylish selection of axes. So I call to you, HevyDevy Forumites; to fire up your image rendering software of your choice and join me in a campaign to make the ultimate guitar that would make even the most ironic music fan go "....euurgh."

I'll start off with a simple Fender Stratato-




GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!

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hah. Thread already over.

How about a Dean Razorback:

hah. Thread already over.

Not gonna lie. This would be pretty sick:

That's too awesome to be ugly. Still, I'd like to see that.

Aw, I want a Clint Howard guitar!

Here's a mad Gibson: