Tork 'straayan ere, boof'ed
If I could have just one more day on this earth (I would probably still just piss it away online)
djskrimp wrote:I haz a major jelly of beautiful your women are.
djskrimp wrote:Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,
"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
I kid because I love the accent, and I haz a major jelly of beautiful your women are.
Chimairacle wrote:djskrimp wrote:I haz a major jelly of beautiful your women are.
Hey, thanks.
Hahaha, I kid. I wish I could hear myself as say, an American or a pom...I'm not really wording it properly but I mean, I don't think I have this thick Australian accent or anything, so I wish I could be American so I could hear...yeah y'know, just forget it.
Chimairacle wrote:djskrimp wrote:I haz a major jelly of beautiful your women are.
Hey, thanks.
Hahaha, I kid. I wish I could hear myself as say, an American or a pom...I'm not really wording it properly but I mean, I don't think I have this thick Australian accent or anything, so I wish I could be American so I could hear...yeah y'know, just forget it.
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