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#134331 by Yanko
Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:21 pm
http://www.badmuckingfastard.com/sound/slipperman.html

still haven't read it all, but seems like worth taking a look!


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Get 'twinkie' to play some VERY REPETITIVE chord stuff that omits the 'chugging' for a couple of minutes. Tell him that when you need him to stop playing, he must stop playing IMMEDIATELY or you will fucking KILL him. Pet the handgun every sane engineer keeps on top of the console lovingly, like a favorite cat, as you say this. Look purposefully and coldly THRU him and say these EXACT WORDS.

"IF YOU DON'T STOP PLAYING EXACTLY WHEN I SAY STOP... I'M GOING TO SHOOT AND SHOOT AND CONTINUE TO SHOOT YOU UNTIL I RUN OUT OF AMMUNITION..... THEN I'M GOING TO RESUME SHOOTING YOU AFTER 'ASS-BOY'(point at shivering assistant) GETS BACK FROM THE GUN SHOP WITH MY REPLACEMENT AMMO". Anything short of this type of explanation/arrangement will usually NOT provide the necessary results. This person is a guitar player. They have the intellectual capacity of freshly mown grass. Do not ALLOW them to think. That will doom the record. Cause band to switch to 'rap metal'. Compel them to start whispering in a really corny tortured voice about their miserable childhood growing up in a trailer park in Florida. Bring about pestilence. Locust. Scorched Earth. Mass destruction.



yup, it's officially awesome :lol:

#134341 by Goat
Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:54 pm
Shit, this is beyond awesome! Insanely funny. *reads instead going to bed*

#135593 by Dr.Mosh
Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:22 am
Yes, this article is really really good and slipperman knows what the fuck he is talking about. He has done some great CDs

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