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1. Turkish Star Wars

Now you'll know that George Lucas is a ripoff. Turkish icon, Cuneyt Arkin at his best. Is he fighting with Osama Bin Laden ?
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Now the training scene... Last hope of mankind preparing for final battle. Indiana Jones music kicks ass. So glad that director used it.
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2. Rampage - Turkish Rambo

Another jewel from the director of Turkish Star Wars. A final proof that rocket launcher is the ultimate weapon in every situation.
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3. Dolemite

Now this is really bad one... The acting, fight scenes, microphone and soundman visible in most of the scenes makes this movie top of the list. Rudy Ray Moore don't need to act... He is the fuckin Dolemite ! Legend.
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4. Robowar

Predator can pack his bags and return to his planet... Robot don't need to hide behind cloak mode. Reb Brown is the new Arnold.
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5. Olum Savascisi (Death Warrior)

Turkish Chuck Norris, Cuneyt Arkin in another blockbuster. The ending of this movie is straight and simple... everybody's dead, so it's over.
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6. Robot Monster

Ed Wood, folks.
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7. Badi - Turkish ET

He talks in turkish language and likes porn. Typical alien.
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Got ideas for more ? Post it. I love shitty movies.

OMG!! I was so gonna say Dolomite.

Umm...for starters, From Justin to Kelly.....

I'd have to say The Final Sacrifice.

Although, it actually spawned one of the funniest things of all time...MST3K ripping it apart, piece by hilarious piece. So maybe that made up for its suckage.

The Real Cancun is the worst movie I have ever seen.

Don't watch it!

It is not so bad it is good, it is so bad it is worse.

It seriously sucks

filthmammoth wrote:The Real Cancun is the worst movie I have ever seen.

Don't watch it!

It is not so bad it is good, it is so bad it is worse.

It seriously sucks

I gotta agree, the biggest piece of shit I have, sadly, ever seen. Luckily, it was one of my friends that rented it, so I don't have to have the ashamed feeling of actually paying anything to have seen it. but eyes will not be the same.

It's my feeling that there's some sort of cycle that movies go through the worse they get. First, they're just bad. If they're worse than that, they're good for their awful qualities. If they're still worse, they're just unbearably bad again. And it goes on and on. I can't think of some really horrifically bad movies that go through the cycle more than once, other than those I've seen on MST3K, but I will throw this out there:

2001: A Space Odyssey

It's probably not the worst movie of all time, but it's the film that immediately jumps to mind when I think of shit movies.

soundsofentropy wrote:It's my feeling that there's some sort of cycle that movies go through the worse they get. First, they're just bad. If they're worse than that, they're good for their awful qualities.

Agreed !

That is the whole point for me for exploring shitty movies. Some of them made me cry from laughing.

I love that kind of magic.

I knew all the Turkish flicks, but you made my day with Dolemite and Robowar, pure class

M Night Shamylan's The Village.

I refuse to watch the whole movie just because of a video on youtube, but I'm going to say The Wickerman. Seeing the ending and certain moments from it in videos is enough for me to say it may be one of the worst ever.

Duel

Guy is chased by truck. Truck crashes. The end.

Two hours of my life that I'll never get back...

heres a few to check out:








OH! and anything thats title ends with Movie. such as Scary Movie, Epic Movie etc.
PLUS the twilight films

AlucardXIX wrote:I refuse to watch the whole movie just because of a video on youtube, but I'm going to say The Wickerman. Seeing the ending and certain moments from it in videos is enough for me to say it may be one of the worst ever.

Even teh Cage feels the fail:

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8. Hawk The Slayer

Dark fantasy attempt. Smoke machine making the whole movie set barely visible, machine gun bow and Hawk's badass face when staring at his enemies in most of the scenes makes you wanna scream "DO SOMETHING FOR FUCKS SAKE !!!"... I was having real issues, watching this movie. So bad, but it's still lovely classic.
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9. Boss Nigger

You thought Dolemite was bad ?
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10. Yor - Hunter From The Future

Cavemen plus alien invasion... Oh man. Reb Brown is back and plays in something you can call an alternative science fiction movie. Story and timeline are unexplainable. Bunch of retarded cavemen, fighting with high-tech advanced race and guess who fuckin wins... Yeah. Put the logic away while watching this, you'll see prehistoric people operating laser/plasma weapons.
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BrunoN wrote:

AlucardXIX wrote:I refuse to watch the whole movie just because of a video on youtube, but I'm going to say The Wickerman. Seeing the ending and certain moments from it in videos is enough for me to say it may be one of the worst ever.

Even teh Cage feels the fail:

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its also safe to say that Nick Cage is one of the worst actors ever too