There will need to be about 4.5 billion candles on the cake.

How about one that just says "4.5 billion"? Surely such a candle exists. I mean, how old is Keith Richards now?

[EphelDuath666]

I love Resident Evil 1 on Gamecube

[Keeker]

There will need to be about 4.5 billion candles on the cake.

How about one that just says "4.5 billion"? Surely such a candle exists. I mean, how old is Keith Richards now?

I have a '5' candle, I'm sure you can get a '4' one and we can make a wax dot for the middle.

Mr Richards looks like old tree bark doesn't he!

There will need to be about 4.5 billion candles on the cake.

Yes...yes...I know the feeling!

Happy Day, Earth!
Sorry for the behaviour of us primates.

I had a 4-hour exam today.
Topic: Word 2007.

Bloik.

i had a management assessment today where we had to productively make paper planes all day

i had a debauchery today, where it ended in countless more debaucheries

Ahh my weekend begins today at 22.00

And there's nothing you can do to stop it

Ahh my weekend begins today at 22.00

And there's nothing you can do to stop it

My weekend started Monday afternoon and will last up to and including May 5th


And Keeker, I have 8 '0' candles, will that do?

I cant wait to see Meshuggah tonight. Its going to be amazing.

meshuggah, now thats another cure for insomnia

Meshuggah were awesome! More details in the morning!

i expect an essay about how good ministry was as well.

cordial thanks.

Meshuggah slayed. Bleed was perfect, minus the fact they only played up to the clean section then stopped.

They played Bleed, Electric Red, and Pravus off obZen. Rational Gaze, Perpetual Black Second and Straws Pulled at Random off Nothing. The Mouth Licking What You've Bled and Future Breed Machine. Overall it was a great set. They nailed everything perfectly(was anything less expected? no.) It was weird seeing Marten do lead parts on some of the new songs though. Pravus and Electric Red, Marten did lead parts on both. Fred's solos were out of this world. His live solo for FBM was better than ever(both of them) Bleed was pretty incredible. Tomas didnt miss a beat. It seems when they play those triplets on guitar they dont do much moving of their arms. They use only their wrists, I'm going to have to figure out exactly how they do it because it looks a little tough to master. I took 2 videos on my phone of Straws. The solo and the riff before/after the solo and they both turned out pretty well, you can hear whats going on! haha

Hemlock kinda blew. They had one decent song and it was a slower "sludge" one. Everything else they did was very cheesy and unoriginal. The singer was horrible, he did some of the cheesiest things ever on stage. Kept pulling his dreads and hitting himself in the head while basically just constantly hitting his lowest string on his bass. (they went on first, I figured I'd give a bit about Meshuggah first then this...band)

Ministry were cool. They had a nice stage set up and Al's mic stand was awesome. They got too repetitive after a few songs. They were all just "THIS IS ONE ABOUT HOW GAY OUR GOVERNMENT IS!" "THIS ONE IS ABOUT THAT ASSHOLE VICE PRESIDENT OF OURS" "THIS ONE IS ABOUT OUR DICKHEADED PRESIDENT!" It got old very fast. The music was fun, the stage presence was great, the energy was definitely there. I left after maybe 5 or 6 songs because i was pretty worn out from Meshuggah.

Meshuggah slayed. Bleed was perfect

the fact that Bleed is the only obZen song people talk about, does but to confirm that the album was entirely forgettable save for that particular tune.