well he'd better get his ass to earth and start performing miracles and shit, or else!

I want to go home and hussle with my Guitar hero.

Sarai... is this you:

that chick needs braces

And a house cleaner.

Speaking of, I just happen to know a guy with a French maid's uniform. He doesn't do laundry though.

i just had to do laundry, by hand! (maschine broke)

and boy, its REFRESHING

And a house cleaner.

Speaking of, I just happen to know a guy with a French maid's uniform. He doesn't do laundry though.

Shut up, woman, and cook!

Oh, I'll cook you something alright. I can get quite inventive with ingredients.

[djskrimp]

Oh, I'll cook you something alright. I can get quite inventive with ingredients.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Did you know that pepsi hires lolcats? I have can of pepsi max here and it has NO CUKOR MAXIMUM IZ written on it.

Seriously?

I want to go home and hussle with my Guitar hero.

Sarai... is this you:

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

Omg. Zombie boots!

...must ... have...... zz.. zzooomb.. zoooombiiee ... boootsssh!

i got paid

FINALLY ^^

i got paid

FINALLY ^^

For what? You don't even have a job!

Sab is not the only one with hidden talents.

i just got a phone tis swanky!

i got paid

FINALLY ^^

For what? You don't even have a job!

ah my friend, should you ever have the (mis)fortune to be fired (lets hope that doesnt happen!) you are to be entitled to a certain amount of money, proportionate to the time you worked at this or that evil corporation.

regardless, i went to another job interview this morning.