I'm in the rainy season where I am. Its the middle of December and we've still received barely any snow...rain is so ugly.

rain is like the best invention EVER

I have no other option than to drown you in a puddle of rain water.

Why don't you two settle this the old fashioned way and box. The winner makes the other one cry, and I get my entertainment for the day.

i get to fight like the irish in the 1900's!

i was fired today, boss hadnt the cojones to tell me in the face

coward sack of shit

on the other hand ill get paid 'nuff

so im happy and on sabbatical

Fired? What for? You been looking up your colleagues skirts again?

didna do it again, i swearz!

"enterprise needs"

was the reason

didna do it again, i swearz!

"enterprise needs"

was the reason

Erm...what does "enterprise needs" mean? I thought of Star Trek, but I doubt you need a space ship.

Or maybe you do!

new manager came along, and i might have had a discussion or two with my boss, because i didnt like to kiss ass

so he whined unto her, and bam! im on sabbatical

[djskrimp]

Keeker and Sarai can appreciate this:

Looks like I'm getting a signed Devin Townsend poster for Christmas!

In nine hours and fiftyone minutes they'll open the door. An hour after that plays the first band and half an hour later Porcupine Tree.

I'm so excited :D:D:D:D

[Keeker]

Keeker and Sarai can appreciate this:

I think I read that issue of Nat. Geog. .. some of the other pictures were gobsmackingly good too.

[Keeker]

Terry Pratchett... Alzheimers. Damn, that's unfair!

Although on an up note his telling of the news was quite funny.

Urrgh, I've been sick the last week. It's no fun.