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#160962 by Keeker
Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:14 pm
Leechmaster wrote:In incredibly unrelated news, here's the top ten most stupid laws of Britain!
1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down.
3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day.
5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.
6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet.
7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen.
8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.
9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.


I'm pretty sure there's also one about all Englishmen having to make themselves available on Fridays for archery practice. I think Terry Wogan read out a list of ancient laws once on Radio 2 that prompted much amusement.

#160966 by Dunkelheit
Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:54 pm
Leechmaster wrote: 5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.


im so going to scotland :D

#160974 by djskrimp
Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:05 am
Dunkelheit wrote:
Leechmaster wrote: 5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.


im so going to scotland :D


Keeker HAS to let us shit in her loo!

#160979 by Keeker
Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:00 am
djskrimp wrote:
Dunkelheit wrote:
Leechmaster wrote: 5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.


im so going to scotland :D


Keeker HAS to let us shit in her loo!

Not all at once... form an orderly queue, and don't mind the scary wallpaper. Or spiders.

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Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:32 am
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#161129 by Hughie
Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:58 am
Almost 300 people in my Followers of Ziltoid the Omniscient group on facebook! Wow:D

#161168 by TallNerdGuy
Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:09 pm
Hughie wrote:Almost 300 people in my Followers of Ziltoid the Omniscient group on facebook! Wow:D


I'm part of that group, and I didn't even know you started it! I sent you a pending friend request, fellow follower of Ziltoid... 8)

#161177 by Biert
Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:42 am
Dunkelheit wrote:whats the problem with girls!

No-one knows. That's the problem.

Oh wait... :?

#161181 by sarai-chan
Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:05 am
I'm a girl and I'm not a problem.

At least in a way I could know :lol:

Is there an unknown way to be a problem?

I saw Transufoomaas yesterday.


ROOOOCK!!
Man, it was SOOOO good!
:excitedsmiley:

#161185 by Biert
Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:02 am
sarai-chan wrote:Is there an unknown way to be a problem?

How the hell should we know?



And for :excitedsmiley: you could use this :happy:

But not when it's about movies. It's just not allowed.

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