women..

cant live with them.

Can't procreate without them.

Yeah that's the worst thing. Technically, women would be able to procreate if they learned how to turn two eggs into a baby. Men however wouldn't be able to do it on their own because they'd have to grow a womb and stuff first.


A world with only women would be pure hell though. Everything would be pink and fluffy, roads and parking lots would be a total mess, stuff like that

the girls would miss the wang though

I believe I had a ghost stalker when I was younger.
He/she/it used to knock behind my walls at night, making me wake up and
run to wake mom up
Actually, it was not funny at all.
Not every night, but when it happened, it was always the same sound,
coming always the same way.
Three knocks to two different walls, twice.
And I had my bed in the corner he went round knocking.

I have experienced the sleep paralysis thing djskrimp mentions as well. Also 'brain crash,' or whatever it is called, where you hear a loud noise that sounds real but isn't. I get that one reasonably often.

But as a kid I learned that noises in the floor of our house, same ones every night, were caused by the wood responding to the lower night-time temperatures. Same thing in your walls perhaps?

I thought that too, but I don't believe it was that.
Too regular, too accurate, and not weather-related, and the room was
always freezing, so the night-time temp change is kinda out too

But I'm still afraid of things that hide in the dark, and of course crazy sounds.
Still no signs of anything more serious.

women..

cant live with them.

Can't procreate without them.

Yeah that's the worst thing. Technically, women would be able to procreate if they learned how to turn two eggs into a baby. Men however wouldn't be able to do it on their own because they'd have to grow a womb and stuff first.


A world with only women would be pure hell though. Everything would be pink and fluffy, roads and parking lots would be a total mess, stuff like that

Phah!
Us "super womans" would destroy those pink, fluffy, car-destroying ladies like bugs!
Or!
I have even a better idea!
We could use them as bar dancers (in cages, of course), street signs, wind
tunnels, mirror faces, pets..

Us, the "manly", the dominant, the powerful, the sexy

...and

our pets

[Keeker]

You've been looking in my wardrobe again haven't you!

+1 on the How Famous Is The Dev-rank



(For those unimpressed with my lousy photography skills, it says: "Sybreed - Antares. For Fans of Nine Inch Nails, Soilwork and Devin Townsend".)

Anyone heard that album/band? If it's worth it I'll buy it and cherish the sticker.

[Blazingmonga]

+1 on the How Famous Is The Dev-rank



(For those unimpressed with my lousy photography skills, it says: "Sybreed - Antares. For Fans of Nine Inch Nails, Soilwork and Devin Townsend".)

Anyone heard that album/band? If it's worth it I'll buy it and cherish the sticker.

I have seen a fair few stickers like that! In fact I have 2 stuck to my monitor just now:

Mnemic - Passenger..."For fans of Fear Factory, Strapping Young Lad and Meshuggah"
Hacride - Deviant Current Signal...."For fans of Meshuggah and Strapping Young Lad"

Erm...respect!

And I have heard one Sybreed track, and it was kind of ok. Sort of like Fear Factory but shinier.

Hacride - Deviant Current Signal...."For fans of Meshuggah and Strapping Young Lad"

Yeah I had that one as well.

This one doesn't say Strapping Young Lad though, it says Devin Townsend. I do believe his solo material is much less famous than SYL

I've got one for Threat Signal's album Under Reprisal:
"For fans of Soilwork, Meshuggah and Strapping Young Lad!"

A world with only women would be pure hell though. Everything would be pink and fluffy, roads and parking lots would be a total mess, stuff like that

+1 on the How Famous Is The Dev-rank



(For those unimpressed with my lousy photography skills, it says: "Sybreed - Antares. For Fans of Nine Inch Nails, Soilwork and Devin Townsend".)

Anyone heard that album/band? If it's worth it I'll buy it and cherish the sticker.

I have seen a fair few stickers like that! In fact I have 2 stuck to my monitor just now:

Mnemic - Passenger..."For fans of Fear Factory, Strapping Young Lad and Meshuggah"
Hacride - Deviant Current Signal...."For fans of Meshuggah and Strapping Young Lad"

Erm...respect!

And I have heard one Sybreed track, and it was kind of ok. Sort of like Fear Factory but shinier.

totally not my cup of tea, but they had good sound, and i thought biert might like it! DID YA?

A world with only women would be pure hell though. Everything would be pink and fluffy, roads and parking lots would be a total mess, stuff like that

totally not my cup of tea, but they had good sound, and i thought biert might like it! DID YA?

I haven't bought the CD, I just happened to see it in the shop the day after you asked me if I knew them. Pure coincidence.

8-limbed people scare the bejaysus out of me..



The human body is a strange aul thing.

In incredibly unrelated news, here's the top ten most stupid laws of Britain!
1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down.
3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day.
5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.
6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet.
7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen.
8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.
9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen.

Now this is a really strange (awkward) sentence. The whale's head does not only belong to the king, but also becomes the queen's...ass?