[djskrimp]

Being healthy cures sickness.
Drinking water cures thirst.
Eating crayons cures boredom.


I could go on all day.

I was all with ya until that last one. I'm scratching my head...does the boredom go away from eating the crayons, or is watching what colour your poop comes out the boredom killer?

Sleeping! Sleeping cures insomnia! I win!

Do you have any idea how annoying it is when people say that to me?

Sleeping does not cure insomnia, because the two contradict eachother. Being healthy does not cure sickness, and being sober does not cure alcoholism, because of the same reason.

Sleeping does not cure insomnia, because the two contradict eachother. Being healthy does not cure sickness, and being sober does not cure alcoholism, because of the same reason.

you should wear some pants when you say stuff like that

Pants do cure cold buttocks!

thats so cute!

[Keeker]

I will certainly not be suffering from insomnia tonight.

thats so cute!

That's Louie the Labrador (The Daily Puppy). His pic was just begging for a caption.

Welcome back, Keeker!

[Keeker]

Thanks! And Goodnight!

migraine, as if two bulldozers were playing rugby with me head

MMMmmm...Beer.

I get to go to a Museum tomorrow.

Is that a good thing?


Mmm, coffee....

mmm... hatred for school work

Our bread making machine died, so now I have to eat bread from the bakery like everyone else... ugh