HEVYDEVY Random Thoughts

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#71135 by Guest
Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:19 pm
Cabbage is too hard to fart to be trusted

#71147 by EphelDuath666
Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:37 pm
to fart or not to fart

#71153 by brokenclavicle
Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:19 pm
Funny how excessive flatulence is referred to, medically, as meteorism. It cracks me up.


IS A SLEDGEHAMMER.


BETSUNI...

#71184 by Coma Divine
Wed Feb 16, 2005 1:34 am
...does that mean if you, er..."flatulate" too much you can get asteroids? :shock:



Oh dear... :D

Oh, and yeah Nils? I'm thinkin' of leasing "it" out to OPEC. :wink:

#71205 by Dunkelheit
Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:24 am
not mine own thought but my sister's.

satan does not exists, god's just bipolar

#71208 by steve_dave
Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:07 am
Dunkelheit wrote:not mine own thought but my sister's.

satan does not exists, god's just bipolar


Interesting thought, kind of connected, therefore NOT random, but my girlfriend thinks that satan is actually good... i mean, he punishes the wicked... kinda makes sense no?

#71210 by EphelDuath666
Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:28 am
God is bisexual

#71215 by EphelDuath666
Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:07 am
maybe but they have twice as much chances to have a date

#71216 by Vesper
Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:40 am
mini-saga = Brian Aldiss' invention. A short story containing EXACTLY 50 words (the title doesn't count). The mini-saga competition is organised each year by a British newspaper, The Telegraph.

Maximum Security Prison

The hatch of the prison transporter shut behind him. He surveyed the place he was to spend the rest of his life in. They said that no one ever escaped from here; he never heard of anyone returning, too. The place had many names, but the locals called it Earth.

#71230 by simen_88
Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:36 pm
My nose exploded this morning. I have a cold, and was blowing it. Then, suddenly, there was a lot of blood on the tissue, and it was sprayed onto a wall on my bathroom as well. Much of it. Then it started running like hell.

#71232 by EphelDuath666
Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:44 pm
are you Michael Jackson?

#71234 by simen_88
Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:47 pm
Tonight, mate, I'm anything you want! *huggle*

#71237 by EphelDuath666
Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:45 pm
OK, then be Kylie and get nude RIGHT NOW!

#71251 by Coma Divine
Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:24 pm
Vesper wrote:mini-saga = Brian Aldiss' invention. A short story containing EXACTLY 50 words (the title doesn't count). The mini-saga competition is organised each year by a British newspaper, The Telegraph.

Distant Reclamation

With weary eyes I scanned the wastelands. Will this never cease? One little error and we pay the price for generations. The others were already on their assigned routes. A last check of my respirator and I stepped out. Soon it would be "daylight". Damn how I miss the Sun.
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