#69728 by mo
Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:33 pm
Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:33 pm
Got my green card today...
This green card now allows me to be on construction site... Like that ever stopped me.
This green card now allows me to be on construction site... Like that ever stopped me.
a portion of American bumper stickers. Enjoy. Random as random gets:
I brake for animals. I kill them, eat their flesh and wear their skins.
An armed society is a polite society.
They can send me to colege, but they can't make me think!
Feminism is the radical notion that women are people
Well, I don't believe you exist either
Nobody knows I'm a lesbian
Only visiting this planet
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness are not "Special Rights"
Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger.
Don't come knocking if the car is rocking
I brake for animals. I kill them, eat their flesh and wear their skins.
An armed society is a polite society.
They can send me to colege, but they can't make me think!
Feminism is the radical notion that women are people
Well, I don't believe you exist either
Nobody knows I'm a lesbian
Only visiting this planet
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness are not "Special Rights"
Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger.
Don't come knocking if the car is rocking
No homework, no homework, yay yay yay! I can go out later. Funfunfun.
Sorry. lol
Sorry. lol
Shit, I'm really laughing to my pal. She lives with her mother and they also have a cat. Friend's mom put cat food in cereal box and cereals to cat food's...friend woke up in morning, took cat food from cereal box to her plate and put some milk and marmalade on it and in cat's plate she put cereals. She was wondering why cat doesn't eat and then started her own breakfast.
After one spoon she gave her plate to cat and took cat's cup, put milk in it and finished her breakfast.
Cat ate the marmalade and drunk the milk, but didn't eat that wet cat food.
Then my friend went to bathroom, took her mom's toothpaste and added there some pharmaceutical cream used to soften cat's paws...
After one spoon she gave her plate to cat and took cat's cup, put milk in it and finished her breakfast.
Cat ate the marmalade and drunk the milk, but didn't eat that wet cat food.
Then my friend went to bathroom, took her mom's toothpaste and added there some pharmaceutical cream used to soften cat's paws...
I'm all out of cookies....waaaaaaaaaah

"Mongo only pawn in game of life..."
CAR PLATES PART DEUX:
JESUS SAVES! BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE WOULD HAVE INVESTED...
Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
I love cats. They taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Dear Lord, save me from your followers!
Another dopeless hope fiend
I am driving this way becouse I want to PISS YOU OFF!
On the first day, Pink Floyd created God
Baby in trunk
Don't play stupid with me....I'm better at it!
This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
Seen on the back of a Rolls Royce: F**K the Poor!
This truck has been in 15 accidents... and hasn't lost one yet...
Poo-Poo happens. (bumper sticker found on back of baby stroller)
Humpty was pushed!
Dyslexics of America--Untie!
Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back!
If it's too loud, you're too old. (!!!)
I is a college student.
I don't like our president. And her husband...
JESUS SAVES! BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE WOULD HAVE INVESTED...
Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
I love cats. They taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Dear Lord, save me from your followers!
Another dopeless hope fiend
I am driving this way becouse I want to PISS YOU OFF!
On the first day, Pink Floyd created God
Baby in trunk
Don't play stupid with me....I'm better at it!
This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
Seen on the back of a Rolls Royce: F**K the Poor!
This truck has been in 15 accidents... and hasn't lost one yet...
Poo-Poo happens. (bumper sticker found on back of baby stroller)
Humpty was pushed!
Dyslexics of America--Untie!
Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back!
If it's too loud, you're too old. (!!!)
I is a college student.
I don't like our president. And her husband...
my pants are too tight
"I don't walk up to a friend and go 'That's a stylin' looking vortex of apathy you've got there pal. I was swimming up a river of deceit myself.'"
In '98 I used to work at a local newspaper and when the internet was slow the "New Media" Editor used to say: "Americans are on-line clogging up system."
It's something I say to this day.
It's something I say to this day.
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