I've learned to relax my hand properly while playing. It feels like shifting gears.

Congratulations on mastering the art of masturbation.

I've learned to relax my hand properly while playing. It feels like shifting gears.

Congratulations on mastering the art of masturbation.

Thanks for sharing this aleksi.

We are all very proud of you!

I've learned to relax my hand properly while playing. It feels like shifting gears.

Congratulations on mastering the art of masturbation.

Thanks for sharing this aleksi.

We are all very proud of you!

*sniff* Thanks guys, this brings tears to my eyes.

I've learned to relax my hand properly while playing. It feels like shifting gears.

Congratulations on mastering the art of masturbation.

Thanks for sharing this aleksi.

We are all very proud of you!

*sniff* Thanks guys, this brings tears to my eyes.

Oh. Maybe you haven't mastered it after all. Either that or you have very rough skinned hands.

Yeah, a good rule to follow is to stop when you see smoke.

I'm not going to quote all of the above but...you guys are making me laugh so hard I am crying!

My flatmates decided to prank eachother today.

My flatmates decided to prank eachother today.

It just looks like a really cheap way of cleaning up the sticky stuff after an out-of-hand orgy. "Fuck it, stick it to the walls!"

Notice my work in the last picture

Is that Lettuce's Cow Onesie draped over the chair in that last picture?

Best news evah!!!

http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/blogs/pop ... its-music/

Ha! I'm surprised he lasted this long.

It's a day of awesomeness.

Gots to get my kids some of these:

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/03/final ... er_toy.php

http://www.georgerrmartin.com/if-update.html

Just made some brownies for DTP tomorrow. OH YEAH AND THE INTERVIEW WENT REALLY WELL THEY'RE GONNA CALL ME WHEN THEY WANT ME IN AND I'M GONNA BE ON £8/HOUR AS A JUNIOR. Flex.