I can make wearables. Crochet's well easy, you just need to know how to chain, single chain, increase, decrease, work shapes and everything else you pick up as you go. I'm making the Human Centipede for my prosthetics tutor when I've finished a jellyfish I'm on now. He's working on the sequel so he wants to show it to the director

OH AND I JUST GOT A PHONECALL FROM A MODELMAKING STUDIO IN LONDON (and not a two hour commute) SAYING THEY HAD JUST DUG UP MY PORTFOLIO AND WANT ME IN FOR A CHAT TOMORROW MORNING ABOUT A JOB. ALL HAIL THE METAL CHICKEN OF THE DORKING ROUNDABOUT.

Whoot Whoot for Lettuce! Knock 'em dead, kid.

It's definately an upgrade from cutting out plaster vaginas in Brighton.

It's definately an upgrade from cutting out plaster vaginas in Brighton.

Now you can cut out real life vaginas in Whitechapel.

It's definately an upgrade from cutting out plaster vaginas in Brighton.

Now you can cut out real life vaginas in Whitechapel.

lol

It's definately an upgrade from cutting out plaster vaginas in Brighton.

Now you can cut out real life vaginas in Whitechapel.

Don't be stupid, I'll be in Greenwich.

It's definately an upgrade from cutting out plaster vaginas in Brighton.

Now you can cut out real life vaginas in Whitechapel.

Don't be stupid, I'll be in Greenwich.

I don't give a shit where you are, just cut some bitches and post me their livers.

OH AND I JUST GOT A PHONECALL FROM A MODELMAKING STUDIO IN LONDON (and not a two hour commute) SAYING THEY HAD JUST DUG UP MY PORTFOLIO AND WANT ME IN FOR A CHAT TOMORROW MORNING ABOUT A JOB. ALL HAIL THE METAL CHICKEN OF THE DORKING ROUNDABOUT.

Hey good luck! That's great!

[djskrimp]

It's definately an upgrade from cutting out plaster vaginas in Brighton.

Now you can cut out real life vaginas in Whitechapel.

Don't be stupid, I'll be in Greenwich.

I don't give a shit where you are, just cut some bitches and post me their livers.

I would like to drink with this man, someday.

Me too.
Bushmills 16yo perhaps.

It's definately an upgrade from cutting out plaster vaginas in Brighton.

Now you can cut out real life vaginas in Whitechapel.

Don't be stupid, I'll be in Greenwich.

I don't give a shit where you are, just cut some bitches and post me their livers.

I would like to drink with this man, someday.

Bring wenches with tasty internal organs and you've got yerself a date.

Me too.
Bushmills 16yo perhaps.

I think a nice Chianti would be much better suited.

What an awesome conversation .

Lately I've been getting up later and later in the afternoon because I don't have school till next week. (on saturday I was like, "fuck it, I won't have the alarm on for once" and I woke up at 7 pm) My body doesn't wake up until someone smacks it or I hear the trolololo from Edward Khil on my phone. So I went to bed at midnight last night, got up at 10 AM today and totally fucking ravaged my room with soap and cleaned all of my fucking clothes. It smells like a fresh motherfucking forest in there now. Fuck yeah. And I ordered flowers to be delivered on my mum's door on her birthday next week. Double fuck yeah. Imma go play my guitar and tune it down five octaves just because I'm so goddamn hardcore.

I've learned to relax my hand properly while playing. It feels like shifting gears.