Xmas ain't half as fun as it's supposed to be.

That's cause you're twice as old as you were half your lifetime ago.

Now that, my friends, is wisdom.

i thought wisdom was doing the exact opposite of what your intuition tells you to do.

Babysitting is the easiest cash ever. But my god, TV is boring when there's no porn on!

blah i am totally into a chick that is 3 years younger than me. don't really feel good about that.

So I asked out the little child . Ahh what a good day.

OOOOOO and Million Dollar Baby is on TV. It just turned into a GREAT day!

im into a chick thats 4 years younger and i harbour no sentiments of remorse about it

My new iPod fucking PWNS.

capacity, motherfucker, can you state it?

80GB. Twas the biggest I could find.

rarr, as far as i know i'm getting a Creative Zen Vision: M, either 30gb or 60gb, if it's 30 i'll have no space

30 gigs? No space?! What the hell, man... I've only got just over 30 gigs of music in my entire collection, and I wouldn't put all of it on there at once. Jesus, what're people expecting in an mp3 player these days? I'd be happy with 10 gigs or even less...

80'll do me grand for a good while. But they'll probably go into more gigs again in a few years time.

30 gigs? No space?! What the hell, man... I've only got just over 30 gigs of music in my entire collection, and I wouldn't put all of it on there at once. Jesus, what're people expecting in an mp3 player these days? I'd be happy with 10 gigs or even less...

i have 26gb of stuff, about 23gb of that is music, the rest is mostly video, and by the time i rip dvds and put more videos onto it.. it'll be filled up in no time.

i download too much, i worked out that i roughly downloaded at least £5000 worth of stuff ;(

Ahh, videos... Gotcha.

Man i have nearly 45GB of music altogether. But a 2GB player is enough for me. It just means I have to take some music out and put some more in every few weeks

NEVAR! I have to have it ALL in the one place, you never know when you may need it. I also like to play everything on random, and I'm not always at a computer to do that.