Dogs are perverts! They have very sensitive smell that immediately detects the "right" hormones in other dog's piss. So why the fuck do they spend SO MUCH TIME sniffing piss? They obviously get some kick out of it, so dogs are fucking perverts.

And they lick their balls and fuck peoples legs all the time. In public.

Dogs greet me by sniffing my crotch.

that's just polite of them

Broke my right foot last night...
Dammit, I was looking forward to partyin' and drinkin' this summervacation!

Broke my right foot last night...
Dammit, I was looking forward to partyin' and drinkin' this summervacation!

I hope it heals fast. And you can still party with a broken foot! Just don't try to kick things!!!

but kicking things is fun!

Or... drink so much that it won't hurt anymore when you kick things!!!! THAT'S THE SOLUTION!!!!!

Yeah, and who needs two legs anyway! It's like having two kidneys. Stupid natural redundancy. I manage with one hemisphere just fine. So who pays us for making traffic here?

Fuck my foot now while it hurts

superman is a shitty superhero

Jesus beat Spiderman at the box office!

my sis is coming over yay!

Hooray!!!

i have a nose

this gives me the shivers

i have a nose

Yeah, 'cos some bastard stole mine.