I'm throwing a party next week. My house has never been this clean.

Not for long.

I need to go outside more. And not just to check my mail or take out the trash.

While I'm here, I would ask if Hollywood are so utterly bereft of original ideas as to green-light a Tetris movie, marketing it as a kick-ass science fiction story, yet I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that question.

I mentioned before but I've been gradually taking over the family business (high-end specialist repair/restoration) and I've got work pissing out my eyeballs. Just returned from a new client in Chelsea, really excited to work with him especially as my name was passed on through about 3 different people to him in order to fix transit damage on a

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Going in for an interview at a 3D Printing company AAAAAHHHHHH

Watching and listening to a drip coffee maker, especially just at the end when the water runs out and it gets all steamy, just makes me happier to receive the beverage.

After doing social media for a couple of friends and artists I've noticed a lot of people get butt-hurt anytime something is being promoted. What do these people expect? Especially on Facebook. That's kind of the purpose, professionally and personally. "Hey! Here I am! Look what I said! Look what I did! 'Like' that shit!"

I have an overwhelming urge to travel more. IMHO it's the best education a person can have.

Also.... I have just realised that my avatar is 10 years old. Time to show just how bad I have aged.

After doing social media for a couple of friends and artists I've noticed a lot of people get butt-hurt anytime something is being promoted. What do these people expect? Especially on Facebook. That's kind of the purpose, professionally and personally. "Hey! Here I am! Look what I said! Look what I did! 'Like' that shit!"

People get the arseache because the thing they like isn't being tailored to suit them specifically. Bellends.

In other news, the job I mentioned in my previous post was given an emphasis on taking my time, a week or so if necessary. After cleaning off the crap repair another specialist (pfft) did, I probably spent a total of 2 hours working on the thing. More time for GTAV and drawing pictures of my male friends with naked female bodies.

^I can handle all promotions on social media.

...except endless streams of people's children. They're cute, you love them, great, but for fuck's sake I don't need an announcement every time they blink.

I have a group interview tomorrow to work with the post office and decided to get my suit jackets dry cleaned.
Was not aware that it would take over 24 hours for just one of them, let alone both. I knew I should have attended to this earlier, however it's been awhile since I needed to wear them; plus they didn't look or smell like they needed a wash until I decided to double check and take a deeper whiff. Wise move.
Nonetheless, one if them smells cleaner than the other so I'll use that and take care of the dry cleaning afterwards. I don't have any other interviews set up at present, so I have no excuse.

Just douse it in Febreeze.

I bought my mum an Android tablet not too long ago and her friend was all "psh, I have an iPad, it's much better.", although I am now wondering in what way is it much better, because she is currently on her third iPad in the same space of time that my ma's had the Android.

Fortunately all I had to do was spray deodorant into the armpit area and leave it hanging on a doorknob overnight. Must have worked because they called back with good news.
That said, I'm going with professionals tomorrow as I don't trust this method to work twice.

^Hey! Congratulations on the good news! You fucking deserve that after all this time!

Cheers.

And now for breakfast.