Started my BAN FOR THE CANDYMAN.
Which means I started off with a month of candy-free time, and promised to add one extra day for every "like" on FB I get.
It's now +16 days..

I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE THIS THROUGH!!

I need support!

I support you, Sarai. I need to curb my candy intake as well, and will join you in your quest to avoid unnecessary sweets.

That said, I don't do Facebook.

I support you, Sarai. I need to curb my candy intake as well, and will join you in your quest to avoid unnecessary sweets.

That said, I don't do Facebook.

After this really took some wind under it's wings, it has spread to cover also buns, sugary drinks and everything om nom-related sweet and good stuff.
I have my birthday coming, when I am allowed something nice, but STILL NO CANDY.

A birthday with no cake can not be a birthday!

Seriously though, fair play on lasting that long. I went a week recently without any sugary crap and its actually massively knocked down how much of it I now eat in comparison to what I used to. So even if you don't make the full month (though you're over half-way now so you stick with it!) it'll still probably be really good for you in the long run!

Started my BAN FOR THE CANDYMAN.
Which means I started off with a month of candy-free time, and promised to add one extra day for every "like" on FB I get.
It's now +16 days..

I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE THIS THROUGH!!

I need support!

Do you also need some sugar free recipes? Or is that cheating?

Anyway, support from teh faffster has been sent! (I clicked like, all though I don't know a word Finnish)

[swervedriver]

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So this evening while watching wheelchair basketball on C4, I heard my parents making plans for sabotaging the blind football by throwing a cat onto the pitch.

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Uncyclopedia also has a funny page about Finnish.

Finnish, I think, was invented by an ancient king who commanded the people in his dominion to speak like him upon the penalty of death. The monarch's name I shall give as Toivo I, or Toivo the Stutterer. It was Toivo's lingual philosophy that 'why use one letter when two or three would do.'

And now for something completely different:

After a night of thrash and grindcore (took my sister to see Fuck...I'm Dead and entertained her with impressions of Ziltoid's poop rants), I was on the night rider bus home when the two guys in front of me started watching a video of diarrhea splashing into a toilet. They did this to gross out the girl they were talking to.

One of them noticed my somewhat amused expression and asked if I saw the video and found it sick. I said it was funny, and casually handed over my phone, telling them to watch the video I had selected. I did not tell them it was graphic genital mutilation made by masochistic people who "modify" their bodies for gratification.

I just let them watch and drank in their inimitable expressions of horror and disgust. When they asked me if I actually did that myself, I just smiled and said, "No; but I do like to watch."

And that was my Saturday night.

Whatever milks your goat, I guess.

Speaking of which, I think my mum is serious about getting a pair of pygmy goats. We've agreed on the names Galileo and Copernicus.

[JuZ]

Whatever milks your goat, I guess.

Speaking of which, I think my mum is serious about getting a pair of pygmy goats. We've agreed on the names Galileo and Copernicus.

I thought you were going to say your mum is serious about genital mutilation.

Which is fine, if you're into that sort of thing. I think. Maybe.

Nah she likes goats.

Made this earlier, I always do it with cheese singles but never seen anyone else do it...so I decided to share my tessellatastic snack tip and made a number of my friends piss themselves in awe-



Sometimes I think I might be an unsung genius.