The God particle has been found, apparently:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2167188/God-particle-Scientists-Cern-expected-announce-Higgs-boson-particle-discovered-Wednesday.html
I wonder how the ardent creationists with tin-foil hats are going to react.

http://www.insultgenerator.org/

Some examples by miss Tyroshai and me:
Fill your beak with my voodoo butter and suffocate and die, you felch swilling throat clam.
You're the first dick I've ever wanted to crucify.
Once upon a time there was a goddamn fuckwit cocksucker. Surprise, it was you.
Why are you in a bad mood, did someone shit in your soup there, Professor Dickweed?
Look, you monstrously hideous leg humper, you've got one fucking minute before I jump your mouth full of man juice.
I will mutilate you right in your motherfucking hideous pussy, you terrorist fatty.
Grow a dick, you grotesquely disgusting motherfucking pussyfart.
It looks like your tits caught on fire and your grandpa tried to put it out with a saber.
You're such a slut. Go have some slut risotto, you slut.
You have a gorgeous smile. I'd like to ravage it with my monsterous man meat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you're a tramp fisting queef.

That should be on a Valentine's Day card.

New phone again, and new apartment. All alone in big place )

I like banana bread.

[Keeker]

I like bananas and I like bread, but not together.

Not even banana sandwich? Or peanut butter and banana sandwich?

Or banana sandwich served with a nice juicy lamb chop?

[Keeker]

Not even banana sandwich? Or peanut butter and banana sandwich?

Or banana sandwich served with a nice juicy lamb chop?

Nope. Funnily enough I like peanuts but not peanut butter. I'm beginning to see a pattern here.

Little Tikes Pillow Racers were just advertised on TV. Why didn't they have this awesome shit 20 years ago? Instead I had a nodding clown doll who's head fell off.

[Octillus]

I wrote this really crappy piece for Mac|Life

http://www.maclife.com/article/gallery/ ... ndence_day

I know it's awful, but I was drunk, in pain, and in need of money.

If you wanted to click it to help its traffic, that'd be great, because it could ensure that I could maybe perhaps write a bit more. Which right now will really help a mostly out of work fellow like myself out.

I finished my last school assignment for the summer. Now my existence has no other purpose than to deliver mail.

[Keeker]

I wrote this really crappy piece for Mac|Life

http://www.maclife.com/article/gallery/ ... ndence_day

I know it's awful, but I was drunk, in pain, and in need of money.

If you wanted to click it to help its traffic, that'd be great, because it could ensure that I could maybe perhaps write a bit more. Which right now will really help a mostly out of work fellow like myself out.

Aww, and it has your picture on it!

[EphelDuath666]

Not even banana sandwich? Or peanut butter and banana sandwich?

Or banana sandwich served with a nice juicy lamb chop?

banana sandwiches are awesome. Especially with peanut butter or/and jelly!

Now what I don't understand is how peeps in the UK can put orange into EVERYTHING. Yuck!

ASDFGHJKL

[Keeker]

Not even banana sandwich? Or peanut butter and banana sandwich?

Or banana sandwich served with a nice juicy lamb chop?

banana sandwiches are awesome. Especially with peanut butter or/and jelly!

Now what I don't understand is how peeps in the UK can put orange into EVERYTHING. Yuck!

I only know of Terry's Chocolate Orange.... can't think what else you mean. Marmalade?