I wish I had the mentality of a bloke, no jumping to irrational conclusions and the such.
Fucking women, sometimes we really shit ourselves up!

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A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

In a total rage, she dragged him down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.

She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up a hacksaw.

Her husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Ween is calling it quits as a band...

WAAAAAT????

Ireland had a vote about the new fiscal policy for the EU today. A little over 1,500,000 people were bothered to vote. That's out of an electorate of 3,100,000.

By comparison, RT

"Make yourself a hot chocolate, but with coffee..." - Amber

"So like, a coffee then?" - Moi

"Nononononono, like a hot chocolate, but with coffee instead." - Amber

Embarked on the 13 hour process that was moving out of my apartment today, that I thought would at most take half that time. But that being said... I'm homeless for two days! Woo! Which sounds bad, but just couch surfing until I start my summer job working with youth out at this place called Ghost Ranch here in New Mexico over the summer. Really damn excited, getting away from everything; technology, normal life, etc. Weird putting literally everything I own in the world into a storage shed, though (and I own way too much shit, btw).

So one last day of being here in Albuquerque, one last day of having technology readily available (ie intermittent at best phone service and internet, so don't be expecting to hear from me much), and one last day of drinking. Yeah... I sign a "covenant" that I won't drink or use any other substances for the entire summer, on or off the Ranch. Not so big on that, but all the other awesome far outweighs it.

Times they are a changin'.

[Keeker]

Ireland had a vote about the new fiscal policy for the EU today. A little over 1,500,000 people were bothered to vote. That's out of an electorate of 3,100,000.

By comparison, RT

Embarked on the 13 hour process that was moving out of my apartment today, that I thought would at most take half that time. But that being said... I'm homeless for two days! Woo! Which sounds bad, but just couch surfing until I start my summer job working with youth out at this place called Ghost Ranch here in New Mexico over the summer. Really damn excited, getting away from everything; technology, normal life, etc. Weird putting literally everything I own in the world into a storage shed, though (and I own way too much shit, btw).

So one last day of being here in Albuquerque, one last day of having technology readily available (ie intermittent at best phone service and internet, so don't be expecting to hear from me much), and one last day of drinking. Yeah... I sign a "covenant" that I won't drink or use any other substances for the entire summer, on or off the Ranch. Not so big on that, but all the other awesome far outweighs it.

Times they are a changin'.

Take care of yourself and enjoy it!

The Facebook account of a friend of mine has been hacked, and the hacker sent out messages like 'I want you' to one (married) woman. All in Dutch, sent only to that woman, nothing else. We suspect it's someone he (the owner of the account) knows who's trying to give him a bad reputation.
Does anyone here know if it's possible to trace individual chat messages to the location from where they were sent? It'd help a lot.

Account Settings>Security>Active Sessions

Lesson to everyone though, change your security settings to recognised devices only so you get a text when someone tries to log into your account on another computer.

Apparently it is possible to backtrace these things if you can get in contact with the cyberpolice. Rumour has it that, following this approach, consequences will never be the same.

Account Settings>Security>Active Sessions

Lesson to everyone though, change your security settings to recognised devices only so you get a text when someone tries to log into your account on another computer.

Thanks, I had part of that set up (have in in full now), but my friend hadn't. I hope he can still see that active session, cause I can only view my currently active session, even though I was on another PC browsing Facebook yesterday.

Apparently it is possible to backtrace these things if you can get in contact with the cyberpolice. Rumour has it that, following this approach, consequences will never be the same.

What do you mean with "consequences will never be the same"?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/keithh3/12-songs-that-sound-the-same-25yj

So maybe uh...these songs are all pieces of a puzzle. If we play them all backwards at the same time we might then know the secrets of the universe

Mmkay?

Did my sister a favor and played house sitter Friday night and all of today, watching her greyhound as well, while she went to a wedding.

A pretty uneventful and relaxing experience.

Except for the part where I was locked outside for nearly three hours as she forgot to leave me a key; I checked the usual location of her spare to find it gone, and when I called her, she advised she recently changed the locks and hasn't got a spare.

So, with no other way in I tried removing the glass slats from her toilet window, and found I couldn't move the top or bottom slats as they were stuck in position by paint. Had to arrange one of my other sisters to come with a friend who had a Stanley knife (there were no sharp objects available to me) so we could cut the paint to remove the glass, and he ended up going through the window, as I couldn't fit.

All this to take her dog out for a walk and a poop.

Other than that, pretty uneventful day.