[Octillus]

Hi-vis security guard attire/PPE never looked so good as it does (not) on me.
First day tomorrow

Smash some heads.

Or rather, look intimidating and respectfully ask people to leave.

But whenever you can, go fully Swayze in Roadhouse.

Hi-vis security guard attire/PPE never looked so good as it does (not) on me.
First day tomorrow

Smash some heads.

Or rather, look intimidating and respectfully ask people to leave.

But whenever you can, go fully Swayze in Roadhouse.

Planning on it.

Hi-vis security guard attire/PPE never looked so good as it does (not) on me

Pictures.

You'll be lucky.
Imagine a lumpy potato in a stabvest and hi-vis jacket. There I am.

I just explained to my friend, Rikk (who Faffs and maybe Geert saw today) about the G+ Hangouts. He wants to "meet" you guys.

Ordered some car parts from the UK for a 5th of what they cost here in Su

'fess up... who was this?

I love a bowl of coffee ice cream for dessert.
A shame I always spoil it by giving myself excessive portions and a subsequent stomach ache.

RIP Angelo Dundee.

The Wizard in the corner.

if stephen hawking ties a cape to the back of his chair and drives extra fast, saying SSUUUPPPERRHAWWKING, in his trademark synthasized speech..

I had a dream in German last night.

Fucking wot.
Haven't done that in years...

Exceedingly tired. 34 years young and still no damn discipline.

It's after midnight and I still haven't eaten dinner. Better go rectify that.

It's after midnight and I still haven't eaten dinner. Better go rectify that.

LIIIVIIING AFTER MIDNIGHTTT
lalalaa

I have recently discovered: I'm addicted to YouTube videos. I've found everything from two ways to cut open coconut, to slapping a beard into creation, to fat black ladies toppling tables. And I can't stop.