[Octillus]

Thanks brahs. Day was spent at work and being forever alone in my empty apartment. And getting my wallet stolen. Thinking happy thoughts.

Wallet too? FFS man. Think of all of the positive karma you're storing up for the future.

Happy birthday, Morty. Sorry to hear about your wallet, brah!


In random news, it's been like Seattle here, raining dicks for like 3 days. I've done nothing but sleep. It's got me in a really weird mood.

I like birding.

[swervedriver]

I like birding.

You're not the only one.

Labradors are cool.

Finally at my parents for Christmas. Late start getting here, but hey.

While it's not the house I grew up in or anything it just feels good to be with family. And not having to work is a plus too

[djskrimp]

Thanks brahs. Day was spent at work and being forever alone in my empty apartment. And getting my wallet stolen. Thinking happy thoughts.

I bring you good tidings from my empty apartment. And much good luck to find your wallet.

Merry Satanmas!!

Merry ChristManifestImperialDestinyMass!

Praise the lowered!

Is it laziness or procrastination that makes you late for a date?
[/rhetorical question]

The three aspects of age: Chronological, Physical and Mental.
They're never the same, so why do some people choose to make a big fucking deal of them?!

(This is not me making a big deal, fucking or otherwise)

The three aspects of age: Chronological, Physical and Mental.
They're never the same, so why do some people choose to make a big fucking deal of them?!

(This is not me making a big deal, fucking or otherwise)

Sagging breasts could fall under all three... You can use saggy ones to tell the time like a sundial, or in the sense that the more they go south, the older you presumably are. So that's technically chronological in that you can use them to try and predict how much time you have left! Physical is obvious and the inevitable downward pull they would inflict on your spine could impact on your view of the world, literally, which could result in some diminishing mental faculties! And that one's definitely plausible cos it was in that Futurama episode called Bendless Love and we all know cartoons based in the future are a very viable source of scientific information.


I haven't talked enough shit on here recently. Trying to catch up. Carry on...

Anyone have a Kindle? Got an Amazon gift card for Christmas and debating buying one but not sure... And lord knows I'm incapable of making decisions.