I think Lemmy has the best fathering advice:
"Son, if you ever do drugs, don't do cocaine. Do speed, it's better for you."

[JuZ]

DON'T SAY THAT PAUL!

Nah it's all good fun, and planning to do those things on your bucket list that you can only do before you start might be a good idea. I'm 36 and even though I'm a touch slower and creakier than when I was in my 20s, in every other way I think I'm better equipped to cope.

And when I thought "parenting advice", for some odd reason I didn't immediately think "Lemmy".

I'm permanently broke and my girlfriend hates kids, so I can't see it happening for me. For better or worse!

You know what be really cool on rare ebay bids... a chat screen or better yet voice chat.

2 mins left till bidding ends... IT'S MINE!!!!!!!!
NO IT'S MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This morning I went to my local health center. Immediatelly got bored in the waiting room 'cause I had read all the magazines there except for ones aimed for women.

Wat.

DON'T SAY THAT PAUL!

Nah it's all good fun, and planning to do those things on your bucket list that you can only do before you start might be a good idea. I'm 36 and even though I'm a touch slower and creakier than when I was in my 20s, in every other way I think I'm better equipped to cope.

Lol, yeah and all those things you enjoyed doing like skiing/snowboarding/surfing, buying guitars, buying anything for yourself, having time to yourself, banging 7 gram rocks, banging porno girlies (wait did I say that?).. thing of the past. But it is really all good.

[swervedriver]

DON'T SAY THAT PAUL!

Nah it's all good fun, and planning to do those things on your bucket list that you can only do before you start might be a good idea. I'm 36 and even though I'm a touch slower and creakier than when I was in my 20s, in every other way I think I'm better equipped to cope.

Lol, yeah and all those things you enjoyed doing like skiing/snowboarding/surfing, buying guitars, buying anything for yourself, having time to yourself, banging 7 gram rocks, banging porno girlies (wait did I say that?).. thing of the past. But it is really all good.

As I recall Mr Sheen has 5 children.

DON'T SAY THAT PAUL!

Nah it's all good fun, and planning to do those things on your bucket list that you can only do before you start might be a good idea. I'm 36 and even though I'm a touch slower and creakier than when I was in my 20s, in every other way I think I'm better equipped to cope.

Lol, yeah and all those things you enjoyed doing like skiing/snowboarding/surfing, buying guitars, buying anything for yourself, having time to yourself, banging 7 gram rocks, banging porno girlies (wait did I say that?).. thing of the past. But it is really all good.

As I recall Mr Sheen has 5 children.

There's fathering children and there's being a father to children, dude.

DON'T SAY THAT PAUL!

Nah it's all good fun, and planning to do those things on your bucket list that you can only do before you start might be a good idea. I'm 36 and even though I'm a touch slower and creakier than when I was in my 20s, in every other way I think I'm better equipped to cope.

Lol, yeah and all those things you enjoyed doing like skiing/snowboarding/surfing, buying guitars, buying anything for yourself, having time to yourself, banging 7 gram rocks, banging porno girlies (wait did I say that?).. thing of the past. But it is really all good.

As I recall Mr Sheen has 5 children.

And he's not allowed to see them.

[swervedriver]

DON'T SAY THAT PAUL!

Nah it's all good fun, and planning to do those things on your bucket list that you can only do before you start might be a good idea. I'm 36 and even though I'm a touch slower and creakier than when I was in my 20s, in every other way I think I'm better equipped to cope.

Lol, yeah and all those things you enjoyed doing like skiing/snowboarding/surfing, buying guitars, buying anything for yourself, having time to yourself, banging 7 gram rocks, banging porno girlies (wait did I say that?).. thing of the past. But it is really all good.

As I recall Mr Sheen has 5 children.

There's fathering children and there's being a father to children, dude.

And he's not allowed to see them.

I'm well aware, but I can't be serious-mod-guy all the time. Or some of the time. Where's the Octillian anyway?

DON'T SAY THAT PAUL!

Nah it's all good fun, and planning to do those things on your bucket list that you can only do before you start might be a good idea. I'm 36 and even though I'm a touch slower and creakier than when I was in my 20s, in every other way I think I'm better equipped to cope.

Lol, yeah and all those things you enjoyed doing like skiing/snowboarding/surfing, buying guitars, buying anything for yourself, having time to yourself, banging 7 gram rocks, banging porno girlies (wait did I say that?).. thing of the past. But it is really all good.

As I recall Mr Sheen has 5 children.

There's fathering children and there's being a father to children, dude.

And he's not allowed to see them.

I'm well aware, but I can't be serious-mod-guy all the time. Or some of the time. Where's the Octillian anyway?

Rehydrating.

[JuZ]

I fully expect Charlie Sheen to release a parenting book some time soon.

[Octillus]

Lol, the world falls apart when I disappear. AMURRICA, FUCK YEAH

Lol, the world falls apart when I disappear. AMURRICA, FUCK YEAH

Your ability to hold things together lead me to believe that you sir, are in possession of a certain pair of boots that have been known to be worn upon saving the world.

Rehydrating.

My response to this was laughter of a hard consistency.