[swervedriver]

Happy birthdays! You brought us cake, right? RIGHT?

Happy happy birthday! Weeeeeeeeeee!

I could happily never wear socks again. Something about them just pisses me off. I dunno.

Also, I'm going to force myself to start writing a novel. The premise has been floating around in my head for years and I have reams of notes and ideas written down, but I'm just too lazy to get going with it. I really need to, because it's the only department where I have any small talent, and if I don't at least try, I'll forever be just one more mouth suckling at the creative teat without spitting anything back up. See, with metaphors like that, how can I fail?! I'm also considering using the titles of Devy songs as chapter titles. Nothing too obvious, just "Life" and "Love?" and "Deep Peace" and such. It would kind of fit thematically!

Happy birthday folks!

Happy birthday, errybody!

Curse my body for not wanting to get out of bed until it's evident I'll be late for work!

Oh wait...

Curse my work for making me get of bed and disrupting my reverie!

[Blazingmonga]

Monga and Alucard, eh?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(to whichever one of you may possibly read this at some point, I put £5 on it being David)

Can we split the winnings?

Thanks everyone! I did actually have haggis last night at the restaurant I was at. It was piled on top of some beef, if that is any help. There was also a pheasant involved. A good time was had by all!

I do have cake, lots of cake. Not sure how to attach cake to emails.

[JuZ]

Happy birthday!

Thanks everyone! I did actually have haggis last night at the restaurant I was at. It was piled on top of some beef, if that is any help. There was also a pheasant involved. A good time was had by all!

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Thanks everyone! I did actually have haggis last night at the restaurant I was at. It was piled on top of some beef, if that is any help. There was also a pheasant involved. A good time was had by all!

Sir Rhomboid will no doubt be pleased.
Glad you had a good'un!

Thanks everyone! I did actually have haggis last night at the restaurant I was at. It was piled on top of some beef, if that is any help. There was also a pheasant involved. A good time was had by all!

Sir Rhomboid will no doubt be pleased.
Glad you had a good'un!

Doubtful. There's only three ridiculous elements to that, and Billy requires a minimum of twelve ludicrous items for any meal to be considered edible.

Thanks everyone! I did actually have haggis last night at the restaurant I was at. It was piled on top of some beef, if that is any help. There was also a pheasant involved. A good time was had by all!

Sir Rhomboid will no doubt be pleased.
Glad you had a good'un!

Doubtful. There's only three ridiculous elements to that, and Billy requires a minimum of twelve ludicrous items for any meal to be considered edible.

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Thanks everyone! I did actually have haggis last night at the restaurant I was at. It was piled on top of some beef, if that is any help. There was also a pheasant involved. A good time was had by all!

Sir Rhomboid will no doubt be pleased.
Glad you had a good'un!

Doubtful. There's only three ridiculous elements to that, and Billy requires a minimum of twelve ludicrous items for any meal to be considered edible.

It's a step in the right direction towards an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal in an animal.

I wonder how Billy would react to a Turbaconepicentipede. Probably eat it all at once, I suppose.