Had a tip off froma farmer in a nearby village this afternoon. Stole a trailer (and got spotted on the way back by its owner, but he was cool about it) and whizzed over there, and within half an hour had located my last three missing pigs, and loaded them up. They are still sitting in the trailer while I ponder wtf to do with them but that is a way better scenario than previously.
this is pretty awesome. And funny...
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e86050c415/kfc-loves-gays-with-john-goodman?rel=player