[djskrimp]

Good thing it was my head. Otherwise, it might have caused damage!

Were you running and hit the curb again?

Funny story. I was trying to be clever and helpful. I was home early, so I started snow shoveling a female neighbor's (coworker) driveway. I was bent way down, 'cause it was the heavy wet stuff, and I lifted my head quick under the metal mailbox. Bled for like 30 minutes.

The monkey said I could have my soul on weekends and holidays.

The monkey said I could have my soul on weekends and holidays.

That's fairly good custody terms. As long as you don't question what it's doing with your soul the rest of the time.

Here I am trying on dresses:



Here I am about to get it on with a lady:

[djskrimp]

Here I am trying on dresses:



Here I am about to get it on with a lady:

You have very nice boobs.

Here I am trying on dresses:

following the footsteps of the greats

Ah, the value of actually looking at things properly. What I read was:

Here I am about to get it on with a lady

And I thought....poor lad, he can't find a real woman. And then I wondered how many dress shops you get thrown out of for defiling the dummies.

Wait..Nathan can actually talk to females?! I'm baffled...

Wait..Nathan can actually talk to females?! I'm baffled...

Maybe if you practice on female dummies first it's much easier when you move on to the real thing.

Wait..Nathan can actually talk to females?! I'm baffled...

Maybe if you practice on female dummies first it's much easier when you move on to the real thing.

I just didnt think he had the propensity to do such a thing as talk to a female in a civilized manner...

Wait..Nathan can actually talk to females?! I'm baffled...

Maybe if you practice on female dummies first it's much easier when you move on to the real thing.

Hmm that's a helpful tip. I need to get myself a female mannequin. Steph!!!


Also, Nathan, your ladyfriend has huge hands. You know what that means

Wait..Nathan can actually talk to females?! I'm baffled...

Maybe if you practice on female dummies first it's much easier when you move on to the real thing.

Hmm that's a helpful tip. I need to get myself a female mannequin. Steph!!!

Get your own damn mannequin! No sharing!

Wait..Nathan can actually talk to females?! I'm baffled...

Maybe if you practice on female dummies first it's much easier when you move on to the real thing.

Hmm that's a helpful tip. I need to get myself a female mannequin. Steph!!!


Also, Nathan, your ladyfriend has huge hands. You know what that means

That she'll make your penis look tiny. ;-;

Or that 'she'll' get her own out and it'll be bigger?

Or that 'she'll' get her own out and it'll be bigger?

This is every man's greatest fear...secretly of course.

Or that 'she'll' get her own out and it'll be bigger?

This is every man's greatest fear...secretly of course.

So this is where I've been going wrong.