Apparently they're very valuable! I use them to eat my pasta at lunch in uni

tricky for spaghetti though.

You clearly don't realise how much I love my food. I could totally eat spag with a spork. Hell, I could probably eat spag using telekinesis if I had to.

I will find the sporks.

You clearly don't realise how much I love my food. I could totally eat spag with a spork. Hell, I could probably eat spag using telekinesis if I had to.

I will find the sporks.

But will you then post up pictures of all the awesome things you can do with them?

Pictures of spork-related activities would be good, yes. I have some suggestions:

Extreme rock climbing with sporks

Hairstyling with sporks

Body piercing with sporks

Playing darts with sporks

Scrimshaw with sporks

Pictures of spork-related activities would be good, yes. I have some suggestions:

Extreme rock climbing with sporks

Hairstyling with sporks

Body piercing with sporks

Playing darts with sporks

Scrimshaw with sporks

You can read about such extreme sporks in latest issue of Sporks Illustrated. Next to advert of new collection of sporkswear and diet spork chops.

















I'll get my coat.

You can read about such extreme sporks in latest issue of Sporks Illustrated. Next to advert of new collection of sporkswear and diet spork chops.

I have. Sporks are the new black.

I'll get my coat.

Is it a sporks jacket?

someone post a god damn photo

[djskrimp]

someone post a god damn photo

Good thing it was my head. Otherwise, it might have caused damage!



Gimmee banana!



A sneak shot of Keeker.



Me giving Keeker the finger, as Lady Liberty.

You look like the Russian hitman from season 3 of Oz. The one that used the rim of his glasses to knock people off.

That is so cool!

^^

At first, I thought that your injury was somehow related to that monkey.... it's not, is it?

Cool shots! Monkeys up close and personal - that's my idea of fun.

^^

At first, I thought that your injury was somehow related to that monkey.... it's not, is it?

Well, once monkeys get the taste of blood......

[Keeker]

^^

At first, I thought that your injury was somehow related to that monkey.... it's not, is it?

Well, once monkeys get the taste of blood......

You shouldn't make eye contact with them: incase they steal your soul.

And apologies for answering on his behalf but, no, the macaques didn't inflict the injury. Skrimp just has a propensity for bashing himself on the head. I witnessed this several times.
After which he does a lot of this...

Good thing it was my head. Otherwise, it might have caused damage!

Were you running and hit the curb again?

You shouldn't make eye contact with them: incase they steal your soul.

Too late. An orangutang got mine a few years ago.