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Ziltoid Advert

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 11:37 am
by gozu
So i was leafing through my girlfriends copy of Kerrang and saw an advert for ZTO "thats cool" i thought so i read the advert and here is a direct word for word reproduction....

After gaining worldwide recognitionwith his band Strapping Young Lad Devin Townsend presents hs first solo offering, Ziltoid The Omnicient, a highly polished piece of melodic metal.


Now i know that it is the first album where he's done everything but...... anyones opinions? :?:

Edit: this is an HMV advert not anything to do with kerrang

Re: Ziltoid Advert

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 11:50 am
by Biert
gozu wrote:anyones opinions? :?:

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, most of them are full of shit, and mine belongs to Lars :lol:

Re: Ziltoid Advert

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:56 am
by ASHORIZZOR
Biert wrote:
gozu wrote:anyones opinions? :?:

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, most of them are full of shit, and mine belongs to Lars :lol:


Warharharharhar! :lol:

Re: Ziltoid Advert

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:17 am
by sj_2150
Biert wrote:
gozu wrote:anyones opinions? :?:

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, most of them are full of shit, and mine belongs to Lars :lol:

and me...

Re: Ziltoid Advert

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:15 am
by djskrimp
Biert wrote:
gozu wrote:anyones opinions? :?:

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, most of them are full of shit, and mine belongs to Lars :lol:


The brown zone is for loading and unloading only.

Nice way to TOTALLY take the thread into a weird turn, Biert.

Adverts...well, I hope it sells more CDs. FFS.

Re: Ziltoid Advert

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:16 am
by Chris
After gaining worldwide recognitionwith his band Strapping Young Lad Devin Townsend presents hs first solo offering, Ziltoid The Omnicient, a highly polished piece of melodic metal.

It's hard to believe, but I'm afraid someone actually got paid for coming up with this line...

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:07 am
by gozu
and that was my point, although i do love the brown rambelings, and i was shocked SHOCKED i say...


is it worrying that that was what shocked me not the previous posts?

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:51 am
by Chris
gozu wrote:is it worrying that that was what shocked me not the previous posts?


Naaah, this is just normal and happens to all of us after some weeks of regular visits here. You just blunt when you read this stuff on an almost daily basis... :lol:

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 12:49 pm
by ghaleon0075
"The devastatingly heavy and hilariously bizarre new concept album from Devin Townsend. One of the most prolific and colorful characters in the world of metal."
-Guitar World add

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:05 am
by Allu
FIRST solo offering? Ô_o

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:59 am
by Biert
There is a Ziltoid e-card now:
http://www.insideoutmusic.com/intro/dt/