Okay - WHO HERE could stave off a ZtO attack with a proper cup o joe?

I could give it a shot but would probably botch it. Couldn't we just give him one of those boxes from Starbucks?

Okay - WHO HERE could stave off a ZtO attack with a proper cup o joe?

Juan Valdez.

On a side note Ben, what movie is your avatar from?

Legend, isn't it? I just remember those ridiculously oversized cranial tusks.

I believe anything coming from my coffee maker would fall into the "Fetid" category.

Do you think he might settle for a nice cup of Darjeeling? I can make that.

With Marie Antoinette and her little sister!

I had a Mocha at this high class local coffee shop and it was honestly the best coffee-related thing I've ever had. It was like 5$ though, and not black.

I work at Starbucks, I'll provide him the coffee!

I believe the secret word is....Tim Hortons

[Tracy]

I believe the secret word is....Tim Hortons

Yes, if Ziltoid is anything like Devin (and I believe they may be similar in some ways) it would take an XL black Timmy Ho's to satisfy.

I had the pleasure of tasting Tim Hortons coffee once when I was at the other side of the pond in your big and strange continent, and I must say, that was great coffee.
Still, I believe us Europeans make a fine pot of coffee too (with some exceptions ofcourse)

Would Ziltoid drink espresso? Black, of course, but maybe with a twist of lemon rind.

[JuZ]

There are a few cafes in Carlton (Melbourne) that do a rather nice espresso. A good excuse for a tour, oui?

I mean... non?

...I don't know what I mean.

You know, I actually had a killer cup of coffee last week when I popped into Krispy Kreme at Melbourne Central for a little treat. I couldn't be fucked going anywhere else for a coffee, so I bought some donuts and asked them to add a long black to the order. To my surprise it was a sensational cup of coffee, and combined with the Krispy Kreme's I was buzzing until about 1.30 in the goddamn morning, and this was after having them at 3pm!