Pitiful mortals, with your chain-joint cafes and inferior drip machine technology!!! You offer this filth to the mighty Ziltoid!!! Shame on you!

I will bring you the perfect cup omniscient Ziltoid! I have a semi-commercial 15 bar Ranilio machine in my planetary dwelling, where I will grind you fine beans from Cafe D'arte and froth fresh milk. Dry breve is my preference, with a sprinkle of Saigon cinnamon on the foam. You will have to travel to Phoenix to receive your perfect cup, though.

I believe the 4th Dimensional Alien ordered it BLACK. And perfect. You lose.

You're right... than a double espresso it is, or should I make a quadruple?

Where are the metalheads who scream BEER!

Not me...

http://www.southgin.co.nz

Coffee blows goats for quarters. I tell 'ya, give Ziltoid a 24 oz. can of Monster, that'll fuel his time transcendence better than any coffee.

Or some Shock coffee...the stuff smells (And probably tastes) like burning tire rubber, but I've heard it gets you wired as fuck.

Coffee is good for the mind and body.

Coffee blows goats for quarters. I tell 'ya, give Ziltoid a 24 oz. can of Monster, that'll fuel his time transcendence better than any coffee.

Or some Shock coffee...the stuff smells (And probably tastes) like burning tire rubber, but I've heard it gets you wired as fuck.

Well, give him any energy drink for that matter. They're all the same and have similar tastes

Coffee blows goats for quarters. I tell 'ya, give Ziltoid a 24 oz. can of Monster, that'll fuel his time transcendence better than any coffee.

Or some Shock coffee...the stuff smells (And probably tastes) like burning tire rubber, but I've heard it gets you wired as fuck.

Well, give him any energy drink for that matter. They're all the same and have similar tastes

Only some are five times more expensive than others...

With 20 times more caffeine!

Ziltoid never said it was caffeine that allowed him to bend time and space. Maybe it's the overall drinkular combination and shit that's in coffee. I'd just had over our finest beans, personally. We can all drink tea. It's good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_black

All the way, baby!

The keys for perfect coffee experience:
However, I think these things are only available in Finland.

Moccamaster!
http://www.moccamaster.fi/tuote?kategoria=40100&id=1155789
It is designed in a way that the coffee is made with a good taste and aroma.

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Juhla Mokka Coffee
http://www.paulig.fi/channels/default/frameset/etusivu/cafe_paulig/juhla_mokka.html
Maybe the best thing around.

And.. drink it black! That was an order.

According to the booklet, it's Tim Hortons.
...Indeed.

Mmmmhhh... Here in Italy we drink espresso (and, of course cappuccino, but it's not black coffee... )




But I'm pretty sure that Ziltoid would find it... FETID!!

Espresso Con Panna is even better.

GEEZO, that sounds good right now...

What ever happened to straight black? Cocamocalattechinodecafmyass...

What ever happened to straight black? Cocamocalattechinodecafmyass...

Actually, I love this particular lame ass argument: "What's with this newfangled espresso/cappuccino crap? What happened to good old fashioned coffee?" Old fashioned, what the fuck are you referring to!? Most old farts are referring to drip coffee, or even perkalated coffee, BOTH methods which were invented LONG after the espresso machine. So, yeah, it is old fashioned... older than you, gramps. Not as much as a press or Ibrik method, but certainly older than what most geezers are referring to.

Which brings me to another rant: Why the fuck is conservative everything constantly referring to the goddamn 1950's? Can nothing before that be conserved? [/i]