http://twitter.com/eyehatedan

Come people! Drink of my thoughts!

Also, if you join twitter, don't under any circumstances follow Stephen Fry.

Oh my gosh, I've never laughed so hard looking at such small sentences than I have looking through Dev's "tweets". I think Twitter's gay, but I almost want to sign up just so I can read what he writes. There isn't a smiley that is laughing hard enough to convey my face right now.

My personal favorite:

MY TURD FROM THIS MORNING PLUGGED THE WIFES TOILET...HA! Yeah, I'm pretty chivalrous.

My seams are burstin Dev, oh my gosh. Fricken stop laughing, I'm gonna die!

i finally answered the call of the homo within and i got myself a twitter account.
http://twitter.com/adrianwindsor
I still kinda find it annoying that the amount of text you write is such a small amount, but in a strange kind of way, its also addictive, cos your forced to say what you think, as opposed to rambling large quantities of bullshit like i see myself doing right now

Acording to this

http://www.epenis.nl/

site, Devin's penis is over 27 meters long. Now I know why there aren't any live shows now.

don't check oprah's

Amber's penis is bigger than mine. What.

11.3cm? story of my life

5cm penis....and on twitter? :O

Everyone follow me http://www.twitter.com/hevysyl_rob I am following dev, amber and abydost and nathan_lol...That guy is legend!

Amber's penis is bigger than mine. What.

Hey. Don't bring that into this. This is not the place.

Anywhoooo..

Why not follow Stephen Fry?

Is it necessary that I made a Twiter accuont just because of Devin?
I am becoming a fan boy. Dear god no!

I'm just looking at twitter.com/dvntownsend often. Am I missing something not having an account?

I'm just looking at twitter.com/dvntownsend often. Am I missing something not having an account?

Nope! I'm pretty sure your seeing the same thing as everyone else...

I think people who don't have (want) a Twitter account can still get all the updates using the RSS feed.

Sorry, this is a bit off topic but if you go to Google Trends (http://www.google.com/trends) and do a search for Devin Townsend, you can see the peaks in interest when Sychestra, Ziltoid and Ki got released (leaked for the latter!).

Yes, I'm bored at work.

@lifeethereal

Personally, I think Twitter is just pointless. It's exactly the same as Facebook.

It's just another way people can give out their personal information to anyone and spout shit that no one case about.

I'm sure it has its benefits, but as always people abuse it and just post incoherent shit.