my bathroom has checkered floorboards and if you squint my toilet and sink look like two pillars.

I"M MAKING A STATEMENT ABOUT FREEMASONRY WITH INTERIOR DESIGN

I once thought I had a vision of the Virgin Mary above my toilet when I came home drunk one night. Turned out to be a domestos bottle on the window with a streetlight beaming through from outside.

If Dev was posed behind one of these-



I'd suspect something...

Anyways, freemasonary is totally boring. It's all about the Knight's Templars!

I once thought I had a vision of the Virgin Mary above my toilet when I came home drunk one night. Turned out to be a domestos bottle on the window with a streetlight beaming through from outside!

...EPIC!

Yeeeah, I'm not the sharpest needle on the Christmas tree at times. I only realised last year that Appletiser is a pun...

That and reptillian conspiracy theories are the funniest.

Reptillian sounds like a dirty word. That may or may not mean it has a sexual connotation. I must analyse this completely and apply a conspiracy theory to it, brb.

Life is what you make it, conspiracy or no.

It's a conspiracy!

It's like those mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon riddles ... except here, at the end of the rainbow it was Ziltoid's peepee!

It's a conspiracy!

Holy fucking shit.

Cannot unsee D: