This might amuse you, or it might not. I know some people really hate joke bands, but I thought some people might appreciate this.
Blasphemous Necrorapist are a pisstake death/black metal band, that my friend and I started for a bit of a laugh, mainly because we were bored shitless listening to local bands in the area taking themselves far too seriously.

Joke bands are pretty lame, I know, but I really like making music. I need a musical outlet, but I don't really feel I have much in the way of a serious message that I need to express, as I'm a pretty happy guy, and most serious messages that need to be expressed through music, have already been done much hundreds of times already. I would rather write things that entertain me, and make me laugh.

So anyway, have a look if you're interested. You might like it, you might think it's a load of unfunny shit, written by incomprehensible Scottish idiots, but them's the breaks.

http://www.myspace.com/blasphemousnecrorapist


(You might notice that I was listening to Planet Smasher quite a bit when I wrote "Invocation of Moblor the Kebab God")

Made me chuckle.

Frostbitten... is my current favourite.

Im in a similar band from the North east of England called MOIST CREVICE, check em out on myspace, however i should point out i actually can play guitar and am trying to become a session musician and Moist Crevice was a drunken shambles recorded in the drummers bedroom with one microphone, but seriously, the song "The Queens eyes are made of bovril" is pure GENIUS, check it out at http://www.myspace.com/moistcrevice