To be honest I prefer TV show themes/intros/jingles to be really really short because I hate sitting through the same thing a thousand times.
One of the reasons I loved Frasier, which had a theme like this:
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Maybe it's a mini series. Can we invent hypotetical script as well? I suggest employing whole cast of "Friends" then killing them in an asteroid hit in the pilot episode.