HEVYDEVY FORUMS

I just saw Dev's twitter post and cracked up because I made this joke up recently. Actually, I just embellished the simpler version: "when is a door not a door?"

Doubt Devin will see this, but thought I'd share:

A city grew desperate when confounded by a plague of bank robberies. The thefts happened after hours with no visible signs of forced entry. Clueless, they called in a special detective to get to the bottom of the mystery.

After a little while the detective found substantial evidence and gathered everyone for a community meeting to share his findings. He said. "It appears there is a common thread between the banks that were robbed. All of the vault doors were unlocked. However I'm afraid I'm no help for the solution. You'll need to find a good psychiatrist as this appears to be a serious case of identity crisis."

One of the bank managers, who lost a large portion of money, shook his head in dismay saying, " I always had a feeling that door was a jar."

Bill Hicks had a good joke about driving a car on acid with voice safety features, "The door is ajar", "how can the door be a jar man?"

how's the detective case related to the joke?

[biert]There's already a thread for jokes AND a thread for stand-up comedians.[/biert]

You forgot to include links and mention the search function!

Didn't want to spoil their fun.

islandsinthesky wrote:[biert]There's already a thread for jokes AND a thread for stand-up comedians.[/biert]

oh that was pure gold

hairbearbunch wrote:Bill Hicks had a good joke about driving a car on acid with voice safety features, "The door is ajar", "how can the door be a jar man?"

that one always cracks me up. "look at that tiny policeman!" "let's put him in the jar..."

Can someone please explain this to me?
Or is this some kind of higher being stuff that just beats the lowlife brains like mine?
I demand to know what is the Jar and how do you get into it?
And how is a door a jar?
Or a policeman tiny?
Only tiny policeman I can think of, is the small black woman in Police Academy who has a really sqeaky voice but still got things going

Yeah, I think I have an idiomatic defficiency too.

Umm...What? People used to tell me that I am funny, but now after reading the thread, I'm not so sure anymore.

Wiseblud wrote:Umm...What? People used to tell me that I am funny, but now after reading the thread, I'm not so sure anymore.

They didn't mean funny haha, they meant the other kind of funny.

Billy Rhomboid wrote:They didn't mean funny haha, they meant the other kind of funny.

I find the latter humorous affliction funnier than the former comedic suggestion, but each to their own.

Billy Rhomboid wrote:

Wiseblud wrote:Umm...What? People used to tell me that I am funny, but now after reading the thread, I'm not so sure anymore.

They didn't mean funny haha, they meant the other kind of funny.

Oh stop it, you silly beast.