HEVYDEVY FORUMS

Tonight I had the most profound spiritual experience of my entire life. I was going for a late night walk contemplating my existence as is the usual routine, when for some reason I decided to tilt my head upwards. And there it was right in front of my eyes: a sign from the cosmos that everything will be alright and sooner or later it will all be explained. What was it you may ask? A cloud was shaped like a cock. There were two small, circular clouds, and leading up from the top of them was a long, think shaft from which had a pointy tip. The cloud was shaped like a penis! And that's not even the best part. The best part is from the head of this celestial dick, there was another cloud that either looked like semen, or a viking depending on how your mind was set. There is a god, and he loves me very much.

But what was he trying to tell you? That Viking metal is a load of wank?

Welcome back nathan

Hahah, wow. Pretty meanful stuff there. I'm suprised the page wasn't filtered at my college.

Me and Leech were grumbling about how it was fecking cold one day when we were by the Lough near us. We were thinking of someone to blame and Mark decided Africa. I said that he was being a dirty racist and then he pointed to where the sun WOULD HAVE been if it weren't for a BIG FUCKING CLOUD IN THE SHAPE OF AFRICA which had parked its arse directly in front of the sun!!

Clouds are great.

Well besides the balls. did it look something like this?



(yes, I did take that whilst driving about 60! haha)